There is taint wherever comedy is possible. This rendition of Auburn football is loaded with taintable opportunities. We all hate that we have the toughest schedule in all of college football, possibly the worst ever in the history of the game...
and while in the eyes of the many we will fall short of a playoff team WE KNOW that we are Auburn and nothing is out of the realm of possibility. So in this moment of taint I hereby declare that Auburn destroy it's natural enemies and claim it's rightful place as an elite program.
I'm sorry, I've been knocking back a slew of beers since late this morning and wanted to offer a modicum of hope. In the name if the Father, Son and the Holy Ghost. WDE!