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2019 Battle for the Crown

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2019 Battle for the Crown
« on: August 21, 2019, 04:06:36 PM »
It was asked for, even though you fuckers give up by week 4.

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« Last Edit: August 21, 2019, 04:11:55 PM by Godfather »
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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2019, 05:16:43 PM »
Slapping you chumps down for the 4th straight year....that we actually played it, will be nothing short of:

GLORIOUS
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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2019, 11:00:01 AM »
Slapping you chumps down for the 4th straight year....that we actually played it, will be nothing short of:

GLORIOUS


Pffft, the only thing you be slappn is your greased little winnie with no balls.  OOOOHHHH!
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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2019, 11:24:40 AM »
Pffft, the only thing you be slappn is your greased little winnie with no balls.  OOOOHHHH!
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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2019, 11:48:46 AM »
I've got a good feeling about it this season.  Eat my rubber boys, I'm gonna burn some dust!
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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2019, 12:09:47 PM »
I've got a good feeling about it this season.  Eat my rubber boys, I'm gonna burn some dust!
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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2019, 03:11:52 PM »
Just like in basketball, we are going to the final four.
And just like in basketball, Daddy will be taking home the crown!


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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2019, 03:14:47 PM »
Just like in basketball, we are going to the final four.
And just like in basketball, Daddy will be taking home the crown!


<you people tried to forget didn't you>
Oh, you don't have to call me daddy. 


Even though I am.
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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2019, 03:21:31 PM »
Oh, you don't have to call me daddy. 


Even though I am.
Nobody's buying it. You can't even take your own balls home...much less THE CROWN!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2019, 03:24:07 PM »
Nobody's buying it. You can't even take your own balls home...much less THE CROWN!
Oh he wears a crown, in reality, it's a tiara and says "Hey Queen" on it
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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2019, 03:24:08 PM »
OH SNAP!!!!1
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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2019, 03:30:42 PM »
OH SNAP!!!!1
My Snaggleburn was way better.
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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2019, 03:43:53 PM »
My Snaggleburn was way better.
I think you have coined a new term...Snaggleburn


Of course, that might be what the navy boys on their weekend furlough feel a few days after...
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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2019, 03:48:09 PM »
It's kind of like Mr. Trump.  When you've been on top for so long and you just keep on winning, haters are just going to hate. I take it as a sign of great admiration.

And awe!
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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2019, 03:49:20 PM »
I think you have coined a new term...Snaggleburn


Of course, that might be what the navy boys on their weekend furlough feel a few days after...
There is one particular Navy boy 'round here that may be able to enlighten us. Seems like he may be on a season long furlough.
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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2019, 03:50:42 PM »
Snaggleburn.  Scorching tight vaginas since 1978.

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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2019, 04:32:13 PM »
Snaggleburn.  Scorching tight vaginas since 1978.

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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2019, 04:53:01 PM »
There is no place in society for midget shaming.
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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2019, 07:43:50 PM »
There is no place in society for midget shaming.
I'm glad you get it. That's what I tell my roomies when I ask them to watch trans midget porn with me and the go..ewwwee. Followed by hummmm.
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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2019, 06:57:15 AM »
I'm glad you get it. That's what I tell my roomies when I ask them to watch trans midget porn with me and the go..ewwwee. Followed by hummmm.
Only if you use them in a game of horseshoes
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