How do I know?

[Kaos]

How do I know the season is upon us?  

In Chick Fil A wearing an Auburn World Series baseball shirt.  Minding my own business.  Middle aged jackass in cargo shorts, flip flops and a visor (sorry if that's your standard attire, but IMO that's straight from the daddy douche collection and I hate it) brays "Rawwwll TAHD" at me as I'm walking past him with my bags of food and drinks. 

I wanted to waste a milkshake on his smug face.  I didn't have a milk shake, though.  And it was Chick Fil A so there were standards of decency to be upheld.  

[Snaggletiger]

How do I know the season is upon us? 

In Chick Fil A wearing an Auburn World Series baseball shirt.  Minding my own business.  Middle aged jackass in cargo shorts, flip flops and a visor (sorry if that's your standard attire, but IMO that's straight from the daddy douche collection and I hate it) brays "Rawwwll TAHD" at me as I'm walking past him with my bags of food and drinks.

I wanted to waste a milkshake on his smug face.  I didn't have a milk shake, though.  And it was Chick Fil A so there were standards of decency to be upheld. 

I'm telling you, a simple "Bless your heart" stops em' in their tracks every time. They spend the rest of the day wondering if they just got insulted or not. 

[Godfather]

Middle aged jackass in cargo shorts, flip flops and a visor (sorry if that's your standard attire, but IMO that's straight from the daddy douche collection and I hate it) 

No one's gotten a blow job in cargo shorts since Vietnam!