Putcher College Foosballz Observations/Opinions Here

[bottomfeeder]

Honestly, I'm just mustard on a hot dog guy myself. Kind of like in New York. Same with Brats. Now I'm known to cook kraut with Brats and tro mustard all over that. Man, I hungry again.

[jmar]

Honestly, I'm just mustard on a hot dog guy myself. Kind of like in New York. Same with Brats. Now I'm known to cook kraut with Brats and tro mustard all over that. Man, I hungry again.

No ketchup on dogs for me either.

[chinook]

Pickles on a hotdog?

https://images.app.goo.gl/vjxqXYxu5bcrVbos8

damn skippy. literally...spread of peanut butter on one side.  beef dog in the middle.  pickle on the other side.  dressed with diced onion or grilled...mustard. sides Coca-Cola and Kettle chips. 

[Buzz Killington]

One stripe of mustard.  That's all.  The bigger the stripe, the better too.

[jmar]

One stripe of mustard.  That's all.  The bigger the stripe, the better too.

I'm good with dill pickles, slaw, chow chow, relish, kraut, mustard and yeah even peanut butter...whatever you jamokes wanna put on a dog.

Almost anything's better than talking about our offensive line. 

[djsimp]

One stripe of mustard.  That's all.  The bigger the stripe, the better too.

This plus a couple of jalapenos. 

[Snaggletiger]

One of the Nectars of the Gods.  It's like I don't even know you people anymore.

[jmar]

One of the Nectars of the Gods.  It's like I don't even know you people anymore.

The Red Gold brand is pretty good too.
Even comes in jalapeno if you can find it. 

[djsimp]

Speaking of sauces, I got something for dat azz....for real.

[jmar]

Speaking of sauces, I got something for dat azz....for real.

Where it at?

[djsimp]

Where it at?

In my fridge waitin for its next victim.

[jmar]

In my fridge waitin for its next victim.

Habaneros, ghost peppers or worse?
Spill it Shanequa!

[djsimp]

Habaneros, ghost peppers or worse?
Spill it Shanequa!

Packed full of Carolina Reaper.

[Godfather]

Packed full of Carolina Reaper.

You use that as birth control?  Rub it on your johnson.

[djsimp]

You use that as birth control?  Rub it on your johnson.

Oh no. I'm very careful to only get on her cookie.

[Godfather]

Oh no. I'm very careful to only get on her cookie.

yeouch

[djsimp]

yeouch

[Snaggletiger]

I did it all for the nookie.  So you can take that cookie....

[Kaos]

I used to live close to Tuscaloosa.  Kid went to private school there in a place that was probably 80% Bama fans. 

One of the fundraisers we were expected to work as parents was the concession stand at Alabama football games. (This is another story but my horribly shitty attitude and refusal to wear their colors forced them to let me buy out of that obligation and only work it once). 

So before working it I heard from hundreds of their dumbass fans about their amazing hot dog sauce and how it was the best of any stadium in the country.  They’d tried it all but theirs was a secret mix and unparalleled.  

So I’m working the stand and my the-opposite-of-chick-fil-a demeanor with the drunken rubes who staggered up to the window and sprayed halitosis in my face through their four remaining teeth as they ordered half full cokes and hot dogs convinces the guy “in charge” that maybe I’m a bigger asset if I work behind the scenes assembling.  Shortly after halftime we run out of the magical secret hot dog sauce.  I’m sent to the back to create more.  Well, at least I will get something out of this experience.  I ask for the secret recipe, expecting to find pre-mixed ingredients that give it the allure ive been led to believe it possesses. And the guy running the stand leans in and whispers “two parts ketchup, one part mustard.”  

Fools. 

[Snaggletiger]

I want to drive this bad boy around town. Bucket list.