Just left Dick's Sporting Goods. They had a whole section of Nike for USA stuff. No actual American flags, just red white and blue with stars or bars.
The petty side of me wanted to a) take a dump in the middle of that section, b) trash it like a Parisians when Gene Simmons breaks protocol and wades into the crowd, c) spit on the clothes or d) pull a Karen and demand that the manager remove the offensive items.
Just fuck Nike. Hundreds of thousands of people have complained to them that Colick Crapperdump is a racist piece of garbagey shit. But he still works for them and apparently helps drive company policy. And yet the American flag is racist and has to be removed.
Just fuck them.
That's my new Nike slogan. Just fuck you.