Yeah, but if we lined up against Troy we'd bea.... well... hmmm.... Okay... We'd beat them....
We couldn't beat our dick right now if we wanted to!
I've found that liberal application of lotion will alleviate some of that. It definitely decreases the "rope burn"
"You shouldn't masturbate with a noose around your neck. If you do, make sure you use a spotter."
Weed's kicks ass. Troy is ranked higher because they are better than us.
Wow, I never thought I would hear someone say that and be able to agree with them.
Thats the fucked up world we live in.