#relationshipgoals

[Buzz Killington]

I fully expect to read a real article like this about someone on this site in a few years

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/elderly-couple-accidentally-burns-house-down-during-sex-game-involving-ww2-flamethrower/?fbclid=IwAR2rJ45yu3zLdJGOJKrF5xDPOnUd7v6XphPfRooHw60HUer5zNATPH6tBn0

Sand Springs, Oklahoma | A couple’s sexual game turned horribly wrong this morning, as they accidentally burned their house to the ground with a 75-year old flamethrower.
Firefighters were called on the site around 11:15 this morning after receiving an unusual phone call but could do nothing to save the 45-year old house from being a total loss.
Nancy Brown, the 911 operator who answered the call from 96-year old Maurice Fogerty, says she first thought she was dealing with pranksters when he told her he had “torched the house with napalm while having sex with his wife”.

“He told me he was penetrating his wife with his M1, as usual, but got too excited and activated the flamethrower.”

Ms. Brown says the explanation shocked her for a moment, and it took her almost a minute to realize it was actually true.

“He kept repeating that everything was burning and I could hear his wife screaming behind him, but I still couldn’t believe this could be real.”

Mr. Fogerty and his wife were transported to the hospital to be treated for the psychological shock caused by the event but are otherwise uninjured.
They shouldn’t face any criminal charges. but may have problems when it comes to claiming their insurance policies, as damage caused by the use of weapons during sex games is rarely covered.
A case involving a Gatling gun in 2004 and another involving a rocket launcher in 2011 have made their way to court, and in both cases the insurance company didn’t have to pay anything to the claimants.

[ssgaufan]

Not sure what shocks me the most.  The use of a flame thrower as a dildo, or the fact that a 96 year old is waaaaay kinkier than I am.

[Godfather]

Not sure what shocks me the most.  The use of a flame thrower as a dildo, or the fact that a 96 year old is waaaaay kinkier than I am.

It should be that it's a fake news site, Buzz continues to fool people on.

[Buzz Killington]

It should be that it's a fake news site, Buzz continues to fool people on.

It's just so much fun though.

[ssgaufan]

It should be that it's a fake news site, Buzz continues to fool people on.

Fuck Buzz, and fuck Georgia

[Saniflush]

Fuck Buzz, and fuck Georgia

With a flamethrower?

[ssgaufan]

With a flamethrower?

Just the tip

[Buzz Killington]

With a flamethrower?

Or an M1

[bottomfeeder]

The police have released an artist rendering of the couple.

[AUTiger1]

Kind of thought this thread would be about that guy at the site not mentioned.  Didn't she try to burn his house odwn or did burn his house down?

[Snaggletiger]

Kind of thought this thread would be about that guy at the site not mentioned.  Didn't she try to burn his house odwn or did burn his house down?

She's getting a new She-Shed

[Buzz Killington]

Kind of thought this thread would be about that guy at the site not mentioned.  Didn't she try to burn his house odwn or did burn his house down?

Right after the S&M cruise too.

[AUTiger1]

Right after the S&M cruise too.

I need to take Ms. AUT1 on a cruise and get one of those kick ass glamour shots for the office.