Anyone been to Denver?

[Ogre]

I'm sitting in the DFW airport waiting on a connecting flight to Denver.  Anyone ever been?  This is my first time and I have no idea what to do or where the hot hookers hang out.  Someone help a brotha out.

[Tiger Six]

Go eat at the Denver ChopHouse or some such resturant down near Coors Field.  Good steaks and microbrews. 

[Ogre]

Go eat at the Denver ChopHouse or some such resturant down near Coors Field.  Good steaks and microbrews. 

Now that's the kind of input I'm looking for.  Anywhere with steak and microbrews is right up my alley. 

[wesfau2]

I haven't been in about a decade.  Surprisingly, the city is flat as a fucking rock.  I expected mountains.  My public school education failed me.

Drink copious amounts of Fat Tire while you're there...then smuggle some back for me.

[Pell City Tiger]

Surprisingly, the city is flat as a fucking rock.  I expected mountains.

"John Denver is full of shit."

[Ogre]

I haven't been in about a decade.  Surprisingly, the city is flat as a fucking rock.  I expected mountains.  My public school education failed me.

Drink copious amounts of Fat Tire while you're there...then smuggle some back for me.

I was surprised to find how flat the city is, too.  You can see the Rockies in the distance, but I'm still disappointed. 

On a positive note, my hotel is within walking distance of 2 titty bars.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Maybe you could go visit Big Gay Al up in South Park.   Just ask him how he's feeling?   :thumbsup:

[Jumbo]

Maybe you could go visit Big Gay Al up in South Park.   Just ask him how he's feeling?   :thumbsup:

Super, thanks for asking.

[Ogre]

Sitting at a bar next to Coors Field. 3:18 local time and I'm enjoying a Blind Pig IPA. Life is good.

[wesfau2]

Sitting at a bar next to Coors Field. 3:18 local time and I'm enjoying a Blind Pig IPA. Life is good.

Well, put your fucking phone down and let your blind pig find you an acorn.

Pasty (mid)-westerners need lovin.

[Ogre]

Well, put your fucking phone down and let your blind pig find you an acorn.

Pasty (mid)-westerners need lovin.

Unfortunately, the pasty mid-westerners apparently have day jobs.  I just came back to the hotel room and I'm about to head down to Shotgun Willie's, the titty bar about a block from the hotel.  Those women have no morals and melt when they hear a southern accent.

[AUJarhead]

I'm about to head down to Shotgun Willie's, the titty bar about a block from the hotel.

I've actually been there. 

A few years ago, I went to Denver for a weekend, when the Cardinals had a weekend series against the Rockies.  Stayed, if not in your same hotel, one near by it, as I remember going to Shotgun Willie's.

The area around Coors Field is called LoDo, or Lower Downtown.  Pretty much all the bars around LoDo were fun, I think we ended up at one of those dueling piano bars.

[DnATL]

I too have been to that establishment - down off of Colorado near the Centennial airport, right?

[Ogre]

I too have been to that establishment - down off of Colorado near the Centennial airport, right?

It's off the corner of Colorado and Virginia.  I just got back to the hotel from SGW's.  I have to say, for being a dive bar type of titty bar, the talent there was top notch.  The one I latched on to even gave me her number.  Too bad she's engaged.  Then again, I am married, so I didn't feel too bad as I groped her unmercifully.  We came to an understanding.  To make things even better, my $300 helped her pay her rent, so she won't be evicted from her apartment this month.  I'm all about helping those less fortunate.......especially when they're sporting DD's and 2% body fat.

I would recommend that place to anyone who is heading out to Denver.  I asked the management if I could get a VIP card or something similar, as that won't be my last trip to Shotgun Willie's.