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It's Good To Be Tiger

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It's Good To Be Tiger
« on: May 02, 2019, 04:19:34 PM »
The next Major in golf, The PGA, is next weekend in New York.  Tiger Woods is sitting out the Wells Fargo this week to rest his back for the Major.  He will no doubt be resting up on his 155 foot, $20 million yacht, "Privacy", which just docked in New York about 15 miles from the PGA course, Bethpage.  Jeez, I'd sure hate to play 4 rounds of golf and afterwards, win or lose, board this bad boy, grab something cold and fairly alcoholic and say, "Captain, set a course for the Leeward Islands, my good man."

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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: It's Good To Be Tiger
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2019, 04:48:21 PM »

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Pawwwwwl! Tiger Wuuuds done have the got dammed rebel flag on the back of his boat, Pawwwwl! Ain't that some kinda law now? I'll hangup n lissen. Roll Damn Tide, Pawwwl!
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Re: It's Good To Be Tiger
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2019, 05:01:36 PM »
That's what you would call slumming though, amirite Snaggs?
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Re: It's Good To Be Tiger
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2019, 05:05:57 PM »
Fuck Tiger Woods.  

Hope he trips in a bunker and gets sand in his pee hole. 
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Re: It's Good To Be Tiger
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2019, 05:11:10 PM »
That's what you would call slumming though, amirite Snaggs?
It wouldn't be bad to have as a second boat. You know, for smaller parties, sunset cruises and island hopping.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: It's Good To Be Tiger
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2019, 08:57:51 AM »
The next Major in golf, The PGA, is next weekend in New York.  Tiger Woods is sitting out the Wells Fargo this week to rest his back for the Major.  He will no doubt be resting up on his 155 foot, $20 million yacht, "Privacy", which just docked in New York about 15 miles from the PGA course, Bethpage.  Jeez, I'd sure hate to play 4 rounds of golf and afterwards, win or lose, board this bad boy, grab something cold and fairly alcoholic and say, "Captain, set a course for the Leeward Islands, my good man."Image result for Tiger Woods yacht images


Tiger doesn't hang with you and the poors on the leeward islands.
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

Re: It's Good To Be Tiger
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2019, 10:29:01 AM »
It's easy to grin
When your ship comes in
And you've got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile,
Is the man who can smile,
When his shorts are too tight in the seat.
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Re: It's Good To Be Tiger
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2019, 10:34:10 AM »
It's easy to grin
When your ship comes in
And you've got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile,
Is the man who can smile,
When his shorts are too tight in the seat.
OK, pookie, do the honors!
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: It's Good To Be Tiger
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2019, 10:39:05 AM »
OK, pookie, do the honors!
I christen thee, the Flying Wasp.
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Re: It's Good To Be Tiger
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2019, 11:05:38 AM »
It's easy to grin
When your ship comes in
And you've got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile,
Is the man who can smile,
When his shorts are too tight in the seat.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."