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I am a miserable human being.
« on: October 11, 2008, 09:45:19 PM »
Auburn's in the shitter.  Alabama is winning.  The economy is in the shitter.  Obama's going to win in a month.

Fuck me running.  Anyone have a gun I can borrow?
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« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2008, 09:56:51 PM »
Auburn's in the shitter.  Alabama is winning.  The economy is in the shitter.  Obama's going to win in a month.

Fuck me running.  Anyone have a gun I can borrow?
I too hate everything about life right now.

Ritual suicide anyone?

I got this idea where we all wear matching Nike's and castrate ourselves as we wait to be carried away on a comet. Anyone in?
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« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2008, 11:16:45 PM »
Auburn's in the shitter.  Alabama is winning.  The economy is in the shitter.  Obama's going to win in a month.

Fuck me running.  Anyone have a gun I can borrow?
I feel the same way, good thing I cant afford a gun.
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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2008, 12:16:31 AM »
If you don't own a gun by now, you'll be screwed when the deleted racist term gets in office. Besides, you guys would probably miss and hit someone important anyway.

It will be alright next year.

Have faith <cough. cough>
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2008, 12:27:50 AM »
If you don't own a gun by now, you'll be screwed when the deleted racist term gets in office. Besides, you guys would probably miss and hit someone important anyway.

It will be alright next year.

Have faith <cough. cough>
For fuck's sake, man, this is not the time for yet another racist jab at Barrack Obama that some of you have to awkwardly squeeze into every fucking conversation around here...
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« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2008, 12:37:26 AM »
For fuck's sake, man, this is not the time for yet another racist jab at Barrack Obama that some of you have to awkwardly squeeze into every fucking conversation around here...

you are right.  being a mexican and hearing people say racist shit isn't cool.  I dont like barrack obama either but its not cause he is black. 
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« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2008, 12:59:07 AM »
Go back and check out the origin of the moniker. It wasn't racist, it was explanatory. We have already had this discussion. Pull off the unde-roos and untwist them.

And if you don't have a gun by now, you better get one before the <unmentionable-named one> gets in office. After that, when AU sucks, you'll have to just hit yourself in the head with a hammer.


http://tigersx.net/forum/index.php?topic=2702.15
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2008, 01:00:15 AM »
you are right.  being a mexican and hearing people say racist shit isn't cool.  I dont like barrack obama either but its not cause he is black. 

You made me have to go and pull a Titan. Cut the racist shit. Now.


You should not have done that. The statement was not racist. You need to learn the definition of RACISM. I said nothing that implied I was better than him because he was not me. I only stated that as a MEXICAN, he should not feel offended in a non MEXICAN country and if he does, he could go home. I also invited him to become a citizen.

When I travel to Brazil, UK, Europe, etc, I do not stand up and say I am offended by them in THEIR country. It was a poor attempt to claim minority status by another non citizen. Wrong time and wrong place for his whine.

But my statement damn sure was not racist. Maybe a little prejudiced. But not racist.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2008, 07:51:06 AM »
You made me have to go and pull a Titan. Cut the racist shit. Now.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2008, 12:12:53 PM »
You missed the fun before it was edited.
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« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2008, 02:56:51 PM »
. I only stated that as a MEXICAN, he should not feel offended in a non MEXICAN country and if he does, he could go home. I also invited him to become a citizen.

You're a moron.

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When I travel to Brazil, UK, Europe, etc, I do not stand up and say I am offended by them in THEIR country. It was a poor attempt to claim minority status by another non citizen. Wrong time and wrong place for his whine.

Still a moron.

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But my statement damn sure was not racist. Maybe a little prejudiced. But not racist.

Jesus Christ.  You're the king of the morons.

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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2008, 03:23:46 PM »
You're the king of the morons.

Is that an elected position?  If so, I have some nominations to make.
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« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2008, 03:31:28 PM »
Is that an elected position?  If so, I have some nominations to make.

You have to stage a bloody coup to take the title. 
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
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« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2008, 05:05:15 PM »
You are a stupid mother fucker cctau.  people like you should kill themselves.  America is home to me jackass.  I can speak english alot better than i can speak spanish because i cant speak spanish... i was adopted from mexico at birth.  i have a state of alabama birth certificate, a ssn, and an alabama drivers license and looking at it under race it says "W" so hell im white too.  just not so fucking ignorant too.
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« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2008, 11:46:21 PM »
Back to the topic, I had ordered the game and somehow lost the signal.  Spent an hour on the phone with DirectTv trying to get them to get the game back on for me.  I listened to most of the first half on the radio.  Long story short, they never got it back on for me, gave me a refund and I am glad they did.  Glad that I sold my tickets to the game, it would have been one miserable ride home.   Put me in the same boat with Kaos, my soul is hurting.  This is the most miserable football season I can remember in a long time.
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« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2008, 12:15:28 AM »
You are a stupid mother fucker cctau.  people like you should kill themselves.  America is home to me jackass.  I can speak english alot better than i can speak spanish because i cant speak spanish... i was adopted from mexico at birth.  i have a state of alabama birth certificate, a ssn, and an alabama drivers license and looking at it under race it says "W" so hell im white too.  just not so fucking ignorant too.

Are you American or Mexican? You stated you were mexican and that the term delted racist term offended you BECAUSE you were MEXICAN. There is a difference. I didn't call you any names. And looky here you little turd, if you would like me dead, give it your best shot. Whiny ass people better than you have tried.

When someone comes out and claims nationality other than American in the US complaining about US issues, then I have no sympathy for them.

Hey wes, kiss my ass.

So now deleted racist term is a racist term? I thought this was settled a while ago. I even linked the thread.

You dickheads have no idea what racism is. If anything, the statement is more of a bigoted statement, not a racist statement. But alas, I was just using the LA Times moniker. And now since I don't bow down ashamed of my race and nationality, I am a racist? PULEASE. Find something bigger to flex your e-penis on.

'And yes, the pay-per-view feed was bad. But it didn't make me want to shoot myself in the head.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2008, 12:49:44 AM »
When someone comes out and claims nationality other than American in the US complaining about US issues, then I have no sympathy for them.
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And now since I don't bow down ashamed of my race and nationality, I am a racist? PULEASE.
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You dickheads have no idea what racism is. If anything, the statement is more of a bigoted statement, not a racist statement. But alas, I was just using the LA Times moniker.  Find something bigger to flex your e-penis on.
Oh, well then, I stand corrected. As long as you say it's not racist, then bigotry is totally cool... :taunt:

Yes, I saw the discussion where it was used by the LA Times. And I don't care. You and others clinging to it after being asked nicely not to use it are using it in a racist connotation over and over and over and over again. We gave you an inch and some of you took a mile. We have three rules, and while it's sad that we even have to have that one, obviously we do.

Bottom line: Any time I see it, it will be deleted. I strongly advised not to push board rules on a regular basis.
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« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2008, 01:55:10 AM »
And looky here you little turd, if you would like me dead, give it your best shot. Whiny ass people better than you have tried.


People have really tried to kill you?  That's impressive.
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« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2008, 02:03:07 AM »
People have really tried to kill you?  That's impressive.
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« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2008, 04:16:12 AM »
People have really tried to kill you?  That's impressive.

People have tried to kill me, but not directly.  It was more of a target of opportunity type of thing. 

Fortunately, they are notoriously bad shots.
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