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Steve Harvey
« on: April 24, 2019, 03:34:36 PM »
This is something I saw on the book faces today from Steve Harvey.  I copy/pasta'd the text for your viewing pleasurez.  As simplistic as this sounds, it pretty well sums up my feelings on Trump and politics in general. 



HOW I FEEL ABOUT TRUMP: By Steve Harvey
You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons.. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement.. You want them gone immediately!.. You call the city and 4 different exterminators, but nobody can handle the job.. But there is this one guy, and he guarantees to get rid of them, so you hi...re him.. You don't care if the guy swears, you don't care how many times he's been married, you don't care if he has a plumber's crack, you simply want those raccoons gone!.. You want your problem fixed!.. He's the guy.. He's the best!
Here's why we want Trump: Yes, he's a bit of a jerk; Yes, he's an egomaniac; but we don't care!.. The country is a mess because politicians suck, the Republicans and Democrats can be two-faced and gutless, and illegals are everywhere.. We want it all fixed!.. We don't care that Trump is crude, we don't care that he insults people, we don't care that he's been married 3 times, we don't care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, we don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslim terrorist.. This country became weak and bankrupt, our enemies were making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegals, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo, and Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don't even recognize the country we were born and raised in; "AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED”.. And Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want..
We're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, sick of the Republican Party, and sick of illegals!.. We just want this thing fixed.. Trump may not be a Saint, but we didn’t vote for a Pope.. We voted for a man who doesn't have lobbyist money holding him back, a man who doesn't have political correctness restraining him.. We all know that he has been very successful, he’s a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and he's also NOT a politician, NOT a cowardly politician.!.. And he says he'll fix it.. And we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong, or looked at and called a liar.. Also, we don't care if the guy has bad hair.. We just want those raccoons gone, out of our house, NOW!!!
You are welcome to copy/paste/share this.. Thousands of people who haven't voted in 25 years seem to be getting involved.. And the more people get this message, the more that will understand why Trump was elected..The raccoons have got to go!!!




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Re: Steve Harvey
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2019, 03:48:07 PM »
Miss Colombia.
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Re: Steve Harvey
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2019, 04:18:01 PM »
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Re: Steve Harvey
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2019, 05:37:34 PM »
Except that anecdote was written by a guy named Steve Harvey.

Not this Steve Harvey







Which actually makes this:
Miss Colombia.
Even Funnier



Oh and apparently Snag's is going after your dumbass title Buzz....you gonna take that lying down?
« Last Edit: April 24, 2019, 05:42:11 PM by Godfather »
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Re: Steve Harvey
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2019, 09:44:49 AM »
Image result for DEbbie Downer images
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Steve Harvey
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2019, 02:41:18 PM »
You wanna be the best, you gotta beat the best.  I'll meet you at the Sonic in Monroeville, where we can settle this...
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Re: Steve Harvey
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2019, 04:31:48 PM »
You wanna be the best, you gotta beat the best.  I'll meet you at the Sonic in Monroeville, where we can settle this...
I taught you everything you know.  But, I didn't teach you everything I know.
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Re: Steve Harvey
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2019, 06:50:26 AM »
You wanna be the best, you gotta beat the best.  I'll meet you at the Sonic in Monroeville, where we can settle this...
Why don't you an Snags just go halfsers on a Motel 6 room. Be more comfortable and private. 
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Re: Steve Harvey
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2019, 09:41:09 AM »
Why don't you an Snags just go halfsers on a Motel 6 room. Be more comfortable and private.
Already tried that at the Comfort Inn Suites off 85 in Calera.  He was supposed to bring a nice Cabarnet and some hor d'vours, but he showed up with a 6-pack and a pocket full of Trojans.  Animal!!!   
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Re: Steve Harvey
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2019, 09:57:42 AM »
Why don't you an Snags just go halfsers on a Motel 6 room. Be more comfortable and private.
Have you seen the two. No way they leave the light on...
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Re: Steve Harvey
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2019, 03:34:27 PM »
Have you seen the two. No way they leave the light on...
The Motel 6 couldn't handle that much sexy
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Re: Steve Harvey
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2019, 10:44:45 PM »
I desperately hope that Trump is able to implement new rules to curb the dangerously dumb from starting threads  on the internet. I’m ok with the dumbass commentary in other folks threads.
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Re: Steve Harvey
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2019, 09:39:12 AM »
I desperately hope that Trump is able to implement new rules to curb the dangerously dumb from starting threads  on the internet. I’m ok with the dumbass commentary in other folks threads.
I thought you were banned.
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Re: Steve Harvey
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2019, 10:10:40 AM »
I thought you were banned.
Russians hacked him back in. 
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Re: Steve Harvey
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2019, 02:05:45 PM »
Russians hacked him back in.
Impeach Trump!
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Re: Steve Harvey
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2019, 09:58:25 AM »
I thought you were banned.
и я думал, что твоя жена не будет прятать салями со мной



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