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The Shark And His Shark

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The Shark And His Shark
« on: April 04, 2019, 05:18:59 PM »
HOF golfer, Greg Norman, was on an episode of a fishing show called BlacktipH.  I've followed a lot of the hosts stuff on the You Tubes.  Cocky little F'er can catch him some fishes.  Ironically enough, they're going after Blacktip Sharks that day and Norman hooks one estimated to go about 80 pounds.  While reeling him in, this guy eats said Blacktip and replaces him on the end of the line.  This is 1,200 pounds of Hammerhead.  I believe I would soil myself.

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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2019, 06:58:31 PM »
Damn. The Shark looks to be juicing a little since his golf days. 
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« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2019, 08:58:41 AM »
I want to pet the shark....The animal not the golfer.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: The Shark And His Shark
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2019, 09:00:16 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 05, 2019, 08:58:41 AM
I want to pet the shark....The animal not the golfer.

You wanna strip and hump it.  Don't lie.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2019, 10:35:59 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on April 05, 2019, 09:00:16 AM
You wanna strip and hump it.  Don't lie.
Absolutely.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: The Shark And His Shark
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2019, 10:39:42 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on April 05, 2019, 09:00:16 AM
You wanna strip and hump it.  Don't lie.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: The Shark And His Shark
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2019, 10:46:56 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 05, 2019, 10:39:42 AM



Look how happy he is.  Sani get you some joy.
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