I need to know what kind of people I'm dealing with here.

PottyMouth · « **on:** March 01, 2019, 07:33:37 PM »

Since we all know real men drive trucks, and cars are for the ladies, I want to know what kinds of trucks you degenerates drive. While we are at it, let's go ahead and write off Toyota and Nissan drivers, as everyone knows the Japanese trucks are just novelties, and not built for work, comfort or style.

I'll start. I set off on a mission to find out who made the best truck. Bought a new F-150 and it was pure shit. Nothing but problems and dumped it in less than 2 years.

Then the Chevy LTZ- much better than the Ford in comfort, style and performance.

Then the RAM Laramie Longhorn- by far, head and shoulders above the other two.

The GMC will be next. I have a good feeling about this new one coming out.

PORNSTAR · « **Reply #1 on:** March 01, 2019, 09:12:15 PM »

Quote from: PottyMouth on March 01, 2019, 07:33:37 PM

Since we all know real men drive trucks, and cars are for the ladies, I want to know what kinds of trucks you degenerates drive. While we are at it, let's go ahead and write off Toyota and Nissan drivers, as everyone knows the Japanese trucks are just novelties, and not built for work, comfort or style.

I'll start. I set off on a mission to find out who made the best truck. Bought a new F-150 and it was pure shit. Nothing but problems and dumped it in less than 2 years.

Then the Chevy LTZ- much better than the Ford in comfort, style and performance.

Then the RAM Laramie Longhorn- by far, head and shoulders above the other two.

The GMC will be next. I have a good feeling about this new one coming out.

Nobody gives a fuck Mouthy...

PottyMouth · « **Reply #2 on:** March 01, 2019, 10:08:47 PM »

Quote from: PORNSTAR on March 01, 2019, 09:12:15 PM

Nobody gives a fuck Mouthy...

Apparently. But, that still doesnt change the fact that you drive a red mini cooper.

Kaos · « **Reply #3 on:** March 01, 2019, 10:20:22 PM »

Dodge trucks are for the gays.

GH2001 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 01, 2019, 11:42:03 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on March 01, 2019, 10:20:22 PM

Dodge trucks are for the gays.

Sports cars with beds.

CCTAU · « **Reply #5 on:** March 02, 2019, 02:00:42 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on March 01, 2019, 10:20:22 PM

Dodge trucks are for the gays.

I donâ€™t know. I like that half ton diesel.
I may trade my F250 6.0 for one of those. 27 mpg sounds nice.

PottyMouth · « **Reply #6 on:** March 02, 2019, 07:14:09 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on March 01, 2019, 10:20:22 PM

Dodge trucks are for the gays.

I'm biding my time til the 2020 2500 Dirtymax Denali is released.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #7 on:** March 02, 2019, 10:07:44 AM »

F-150. Won't drive anything else. Unless I do.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 02, 2019, 11:59:46 AM »

What you need is a some chapstick and a pair of trousers.

Fuck off.

PottyMouth · « **Reply #9 on:** March 02, 2019, 12:10:40 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on March 02, 2019, 11:59:46 AM

What you need is a some chapstick and a pair of trousers.

Fuck off.

^^drives a

wesfau2 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 02, 2019, 12:39:03 PM »

Quote from: PottyMouth on March 02, 2019, 12:10:40 PM

^^drives a

I wish. Hoping to trade up from my Schwinn one day.

GH2001 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 03, 2019, 09:32:15 AM »

Quote from: PottyMouth on March 02, 2019, 07:14:09 AM

I'm biding my time til the 2020 2500 Dirtymax Denali is released.

Have fun buying cars from a sinking ship of a company. Youâ€™ll have a nice gubment built truck.

PottyMouth · « **Reply #12 on:** March 03, 2019, 12:38:53 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on March 03, 2019, 09:32:15 AM

Have fun buying cars from a sinking ship of a company. Youâ€™ll have a nice gubment built truck.

Please tell me you dont drive a Ford after making that statement. Your understanding of how any of that works seems elementary.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #13 on:** March 03, 2019, 01:26:42 PM »

Itâ€™s the fastest who gets paid and the fastest who gets laid.

CCTAU · « **Reply #14 on:** March 03, 2019, 04:08:03 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on March 03, 2019, 01:26:42 PM

Itâ€™s the fastest who gets paid and the fastest who gets laid.

Itâ€™s all good til you get the name QuickDraw.

GH2001 · « **Reply #15 on:** March 03, 2019, 10:02:57 PM »

Quote from: PottyMouth on March 03, 2019, 12:38:53 PM

Please tell me you dont drive a Ford after making that statement. Your understanding of how any of that works seems elementary.

Yeah. They didnâ€™t really announce those factory closings last month. Or take a bailout. Or continue to be a shitty company for ten years.

keep suckling that teet

PottyMouth · « **Reply #16 on:** March 03, 2019, 10:12:51 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on March 03, 2019, 10:02:57 PM

Yeah. They didnâ€™t really announce those factory closings last month. Or take a bailout. Or continue to be a shitty company for ten years.

keep suckling that teet

Yeah. They didn't take official TARP funds from the govt. What they did was ask for $9B line of credit from the government. And, since then have been able to mismanage their money so badly, their shareholders were awarded with a 30%+ decline in share value. I mean shit, F is about to be a fuckin penny stock. And, their quality is shit.

Kaos · « **Reply #17 on:** March 03, 2019, 10:22:17 PM »

Quote from: PottyMouth on March 03, 2019, 10:12:51 PM

Yeah. They didn't take official TARP funds from the govt. What they did was ask for $9B line of credit from the government. And, since then have been able to mismanage their money so badly, their shareholders were awarded with a 30%+ decline in share value. I mean shit, F is about to be a fuckin penny stock. And, their quality is shit.

I wouldn't drive a Dodge if you gave me one and paid Cindy Crawford to blow me every Monday, Wednesday and Friday while I sat in the driver's seat.

PottyMouth · « **Reply #18 on:** March 03, 2019, 10:33:18 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on March 03, 2019, 10:22:17 PM

I wouldn't drive a Dodge if you gave me one and paid Cindy Crawford to blow me every Monday, Wednesday and Friday while I sat in the driver's seat.

How many have you owned. Now, in the spirit of transparency, I've owned them all. And, the RAM is far superior. But, the Dirty Max will be the next toy. And, I have high hopes that it is everything they say it is.

Kaos · « **Reply #19 on:** March 03, 2019, 11:42:17 PM »

Quote from: PottyMouth on March 03, 2019, 10:33:18 PM

How many have you owned. Now, in the spirit of transparency, I've owned them all. And, the RAM is far superior. But, the Dirty Max will be the next toy. And, I have high hopes that it is everything they say it is.

I don't have to hold a big pile of turds in my hand to know it's a big pile of turds.