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Off Yahoo Sports.....
« on: October 10, 2008, 02:00:23 PM »
(AP) Auburn, Al.

Auburn Coach Tommy Tubberville has put his entire Auburn football team on lock down this morning. It was reported earlier that Fred Talley was seen running down Donahue Dr. with the entire team trying to catch him. Coach Tubberville and his staff spent several hours rounding the players up and locking them in the fieldhouse. According to Tubberville..."They were wasting their time and energy. We've been chasing that guy for years with no luck. I'm adding extra security for the game tomorrow to ensure Talley doesn't run by as my guys are making their walk to the field before the game. I need them on the field playing the game and not chasing Talley." As Talley rounded Toomer's corner a group of media yelled" Why do you keep tormenting these people?" Talley just smiled, said "Go Hogs" and kept on running.
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Re: Off Yahoo Sports.....
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2008, 02:12:15 PM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2008, 02:21:46 PM »
You know it's got to be a true story, just because they actually spelled Tubberville right.
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« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2008, 02:28:43 PM »
Was Talley looking for Frankin? or Nutt?
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« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2008, 02:32:45 PM »
Was Talley looking for Frankin? or Nutt?

He was looking for 6.
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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2008, 02:34:40 PM »
A Pork Rind who can still have a sense of humor after the season Arky has had so far is ok in my book...

Even so...

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« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2008, 02:37:19 PM »
A Pork Rind who can still have a sense of humor after the season Arky has had so far is ok in my book...

Even so...

 :fu:

That "article" was written by a friend of Saniflush.   :)
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« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2008, 02:38:58 PM »
He was looking for 6.
6 turnovers your Piggies commit per game?
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« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2008, 02:44:30 PM »
That "article" was written by a friend of Saniflush.   :)

sani has a friend?

this sani....


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« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2008, 02:56:31 PM »
O-Tay.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."