2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #40 on:** March 28, 2019, 07:31:53 PM »

Goddamned Chris Davis went fucking 0'fer! Surprise surprise! Shocked I tell you! One good year and they give him a 7 year, $161 million contract. $23 million a year to do jack shit since. Should've spent that on pitching. I and Orioles fans have bitched about pitching for years. Good pitching beats good hitting. Even when Buck was winning he had to be creative with pitching staff because they wouldn't buy any.

Speaking of pitching, Cashner gives up 6 hits, 4 BB and 6 earned runs. So glad the front office bought some good pitching. Fuckers! We blow! Christ on roller skates!

Kaos · « **Reply #41 on:** March 28, 2019, 09:53:05 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on March 28, 2019, 07:31:53 PM

Goddamned Chris Davis went fucking 0'fer! Surprise surprise! Shocked I tell you! One good year and they give him a 7 year, $161 million contract. $23 million a year to do jack shit since. Should've spent that on pitching. I and Orioles fans have bitched about pitching for years. Good pitching beats good hitting. Even when Buck was winning he had to be creative with pitching staff because they wouldn't buy any.

Speaking of pitching, Cashner gives up 6 hits, 4 BB and 6 earned runs. So glad the front office bought some good pitching. Fuckers! We blow! Christ on roller skates!

I'll never forget that 109 yard return, though.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #42 on:** March 29, 2019, 05:30:44 AM »

Speaking of great pitching, the Braves win their division, have a butt load of dynamic, up and coming stars in place, and they do exactly jackitty, shackitty, shitty squat to improve the weakest part of the team....starting pitching. 52 year old Julio Tehran Iran is the #1 starter. Got raped by the Phillies to open their defense of the division.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #43 on:** March 29, 2019, 08:46:25 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 29, 2019, 05:30:44 AM

Speaking of great pitching, the Braves win their division, have a butt load of dynamic, up and coming stars in place, and they do exactly jackitty, shackitty, shootty squat to improve the weakest part of the team....starting pitching. 52 year old Julio Tehran Iran is the #1 starter. Got raped by the Phillies to open their defense of the division.

Yeah, but you can expect that with yesterday being the debut of Bryce Harper in the land of the battery throwers. I assume he knocked in at least 3 runs and scored a couple all by himself, right?
Wait...he went 0-fer?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #44 on:** March 30, 2019, 08:28:44 AM »

Well Jar, I believe you guys just got your money's worth with Goldy.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #45 on:** April 01, 2019, 09:30:12 AM »

I greatly dislike the Cardinals bullpen.

And Fuck Georgia.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #46 on:** April 01, 2019, 10:24:34 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on April 01, 2019, 09:30:12 AM

I greatly dislike the Cardinals bullpen.

And fudge Georgia.

Did you say bullpen? Man, I'd love to have one of those.

Fuck Georgia twice.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #47 on:** April 01, 2019, 01:43:49 PM »

Oh cool, work from home this week, since it's opening day, and let's put today's game on while I work.

Fuck.

I love Waino, but dude needs to hang it up.

1 IP, 3 BB, 1 H, 3 ER. 33 pitches. His first 5 batters went to 2-0 each time.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #48 on:** April 02, 2019, 09:51:11 AM »

Well, at least I won't have any added stress this year from a possible pennant chase or anything.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #49 on:** April 02, 2019, 04:51:39 PM »

Braves think Ronald Acuna Matada Jr. is the tits. Just signed him to an 8-year - $100 million dollah contract.

CCTAU · « **Reply #50 on:** April 02, 2019, 05:36:32 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 02, 2019, 04:51:39 PM

Braves think Ronald Acuna Matada Jr. is the tits. Just signed him to an 8-year - $100 million dollah contract.

I believe I would have let him earn his 560K this season and then talk deal.

Maybe they were afraid he's blow it up again and cost them even more.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #51 on:** April 03, 2019, 05:40:16 PM »

Braves HOF Manager, Bobby Cox, apparently suffered a stroke and is hospitalized. Not sure of the severity.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #52 on:** April 03, 2019, 05:49:34 PM »

That means the Braves will win the pennant because their mantra will be:

LET'S DO IT FOR BOBBY

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #53 on:** April 04, 2019, 11:41:20 PM »

Totally bitch slapped by the Phillies to start the season. Then sweep the series against the Cubs. Cubbies are playing Bad News Bears in the field so far this year. Errors are killing them. Need to clean that shit up.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #54 on:** April 05, 2019, 09:32:16 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 04, 2019, 11:41:20 PM

Totally bitch slapped by the Phillies to start the season. Then sweep the series against the Cubs. Cubbies are playing Bad News Bears in the field so far this year. Errors are killing them. Need to clean that shoot up.

I knew they really shouldn't have gone with Just Boot It for this year's theme.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #55 on:** April 05, 2019, 02:33:19 PM »

Fuck Chris Davis! Fuck him harder than Georgia!

Kaos · « **Reply #56 on:** April 05, 2019, 03:21:17 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on April 05, 2019, 02:33:19 PM

Fuck Chris Davis! Fuck him harder than Georgia!

What do you want? He's tired from spring training. He actually had seven hits in 44 plate appearances. Running to base that many times is bound to tire a body out.

Plus he looks like a colossally sweet douche-bro.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #57 on:** April 05, 2019, 03:28:32 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on April 05, 2019, 03:21:17 PM

What do you want? He's tired from spring training. He actually had seven hits in 44 plate appearances. Running to base that many times is bound to tire a body out.

Plus he looks like a colossally sweet douche-bro.

Bullshit. Chris is a man's man.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #58 on:** April 05, 2019, 03:52:08 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 05, 2019, 03:28:32 PM

Bullshit. Chris is a man's man.

You know what he can do with bat? Get a rag, polish it up so nicely and turn that sumbitch sideways then shove it directly up his rooty-poo candy ass!

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #59 on:** April 05, 2019, 03:53:44 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on April 05, 2019, 03:21:17 PM

What do you want? He's tired from spring training. He actually had seven hits in 44 plate appearances. Running to base that many times is bound to tire a body out.

Plus he looks like a colossally sweet douche-bro.

You know, you're right. Now that I think about it, $23 mil a year is a tad bit low.