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2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'

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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #440 on: October 08, 2019, 12:46:55 PM »
Don't you call balls under your chin a normal work day?
I was gonna go there. And then I just let it go...
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« Reply #441 on: October 08, 2019, 12:52:40 PM »
Snitker just over thought it today. I hope he learns from it.
And I mean this as respect and a compliment to the Red Birds but when you play a big boy like that. A team with their pedigree - especially recently - in the playoffs, you HAVE to score with RISP. At least some of the time. Bases loaded twice in a row. And nothing. Runner on 3rd. Nothing. 
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« Reply #442 on: October 08, 2019, 01:57:39 PM »
Doesn't help the Bravos that Freeman appears to be hurt more than he's saying.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #443 on: October 08, 2019, 02:42:04 PM »
Damn it!  I guess I pretty much...
Like your favorite Cardinals pitcher, Carlos Martinez.
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« Reply #444 on: October 08, 2019, 03:47:35 PM »
Like your favorite Cardinals pitcher, Carlos Martinez.
He and Acuna are besties.  BTW, I laughed when Ozuna mocked the little side step at 3rd on his home run trot.
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« Reply #445 on: October 08, 2019, 04:10:44 PM »
He and Acuna are besties.  BTW, I laughed when Ozuna mocked the little side step at 3rd on his home run trot.
What are people saying about Molina's bat toss?
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« Reply #446 on: October 08, 2019, 04:18:56 PM »
What are people saying about Molina's bat toss?
I haven't seen much chatter, but then I haven't really paid that much attention.  I think it's awesome the way the intensity rachets up in the playoffs.  Fist pumps, throat slashes, bat tosses.  Hells yes!
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« Reply #447 on: October 08, 2019, 04:37:03 PM »
Here's the thing.  I'm sure that anyone not a Braves fan thinks Ronald Acuna is a punk.  If you go by some of those unwritten rules in MLB, maybe he is.  But he's our punk.  Seriously, he's a 21 year old who was playing this way early last year when the Braves weren't any good.  He has a blast on the field along with Ozzie Albies.  I want more of that.  I know not one person will agree with me, but I love Bryce Harper's attitude.  Hate the Phillies, but I wish more players played with his fire.
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« Reply #448 on: October 09, 2019, 08:52:58 AM »
You may beat us today, Braves fans, but St Louis is still number one.

Number One!


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« Reply #449 on: October 09, 2019, 09:15:12 AM »
You may beat us today, Braves fans, but St Louis is still number one.

Number One!
Woah, back it up, back it up. Beep, beep, beep. Tractor story?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #450 on: October 09, 2019, 09:53:24 AM »
I gave you gonorrhea because I thought you'd have fun with it.
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« Reply #451 on: October 09, 2019, 11:16:21 AM »
Quick change of direction....other than STD's.  I read where some bro called Mattress Mack, has bet over $5 million on the Astros to win it all.  What....The......Fruck?
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« Reply #452 on: October 09, 2019, 11:29:07 AM »
Quick change of direction....other than STD's.  I read where some bro called Mattress Mack, has bet over $5 million on the Astros to win it all.  What....The......Fruck?
I didn't know that WE!!! had changed his name.
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« Reply #453 on: October 09, 2019, 11:30:19 AM »
I didn't know that WE!!! had changed his name.
No, he's still Mattress Wade.
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« Reply #454 on: October 09, 2019, 11:42:30 AM »
No, he's still Mattress Wade.
It's times like this where I wish you were on the group text thing, so everyone would change his name in their contacts.
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« Reply #455 on: October 09, 2019, 12:06:47 PM »
It's times like this where I wish you were on the group text thing, so everyone would change his name in their contacts.
I keep asking Buzz to let me be a part of the group, but he's always telling me I'm short by one vote.
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« Reply #456 on: October 09, 2019, 12:22:07 PM »
I keep asking Buzz to let me be a part of the group, but he's always telling me I'm short by one vote.
You only need one vote to get in.
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« Reply #457 on: October 09, 2019, 12:32:01 PM »
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« Reply #458 on: October 09, 2019, 01:44:57 PM »
You only need one vote to get in.
That's the worst part.  We aren't even paying you to work here.
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« Reply #459 on: October 09, 2019, 01:48:56 PM »
That's the worst part.  We aren't even paying you to work here.
When we asked Nook for a vote, he just said "cooter."  I'm not sure what that means.
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