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Ultimate Douche-Bro
« on: January 30, 2019, 11:53:15 AM »
Clipboard holder AJ McCarron continues to prove that regardless of what he does, he cannot rise above the backwater lower Alabama hillbilly that he was born to be.  

In a classic Bro-Douche move he named his first son Tripp.  Doubling down on the Bro-douchiness he named his second child Cash Carter.  

Tripp and Cash.   Sounds like a TV show about meth addicts and kiddie porn distributors.  
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« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2019, 12:17:05 PM »
If we wanted us some wussies, we would have named them 'Dr. Quinn' and 'Medicine Woman'.
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Re: Ultimate Douche-Bro
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2019, 12:19:35 PM »
Image result for douche move meme
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Re: Ultimate Douche-Bro
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2019, 12:52:34 PM »
You know whuut? AyeJai didn't lose no nashinull champeeenship, Pawwwwwl! Whatchu thank about that Pawwwwl? I'm mean, Jaylun and TwoA are good dudes and all but they can't win the big uns like AyeJai did. Roh damn Tahd!
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Re: Ultimate Douche-Bro
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2019, 01:19:15 PM »
Interesting. A hillbilly from SOUTH Alabama. 
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Re: Ultimate Douche-Bro
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2019, 01:36:53 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on January 30, 2019, 01:19:15 PM
Interesting. A hillbilly from SOUTH Alabama.
Well. White trash.  Don’t know what to call it.  Whole family’s like that. 
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Re: Ultimate Douche-Bro
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2019, 01:48:33 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on January 30, 2019, 01:19:15 PM
Interesting. A hillbilly from SOUTH Alabama.
You don't have to have the hills to be a billy
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« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2019, 02:27:49 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on January 30, 2019, 01:36:53 PM
Well. White trash.  Don’t know what to call it.  Whole family’s like that.
Including Dee Dee Boner?
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« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2019, 03:09:42 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 30, 2019, 02:27:49 PM
Including Dee Dee Boner?
Epitome.  

If there was a college class on white trash, she'd be the PhD leading it.  
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Re: Ultimate Douche-Bro
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2019, 03:19:12 PM »
McCarron Family Portrait

Image result for white trash images
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Re: Ultimate Douche-Bro
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2019, 03:46:08 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 30, 2019, 03:19:12 PM
McCarron Family Portrait

Image result for white trash images
I don't care what you say that little boy's mullet is the stuff of legends.
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Re: Ultimate Douche-Bro
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2019, 07:10:18 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on January 30, 2019, 03:09:42 PM
Epitome. 

If there was a college class on white trash, she'd be the PhD leading it. 

But...you’d look at her big titties. 
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Re: Ultimate Douche-Bro
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2019, 08:51:12 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on January 30, 2019, 07:10:18 PM
But...you’d look at her big titties.
He speaks for all of us.
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« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2019, 12:09:46 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on January 30, 2019, 07:10:18 PM
But...you’d look at her big titties.
I'd rather look at yours.  She disgusts me on so many levels I have zero interest in seeing them whatsoever. 
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Re: Ultimate Douche-Bro
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2019, 09:45:01 AM »
Who is Dee Dee?
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Re: Ultimate Douche-Bro
« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2019, 10:43:03 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on January 31, 2019, 09:45:01 AM
Who is Dee Dee?
Dee Dee Deeeez NUTS!
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Re: Ultimate Douche-Bro
« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2019, 10:44:54 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on January 31, 2019, 09:45:01 AM
Who is Dee Dee?
Aye Jaye's momma wif da big titties
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Re: Ultimate Douche-Bro
« Reply #17 on: January 31, 2019, 10:46:30 AM »
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Re: Ultimate Douche-Bro
« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2019, 11:01:43 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 31, 2019, 10:44:54 AM
Aye Jaye's momma wif da big titties
Ah...this one:



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Re: Ultimate Douche-Bro
« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2019, 11:33:40 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on January 31, 2019, 11:01:43 AM
Ah...this one:




That's what came in the mail today
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