Sandra Bullock

[Kaos]

I've complained repeatedly about how grossly ugly I find Sandra Bullock and her monstrous plastic surgerized face.  

I forget, I guess, that she was actually pretty alluring back in the days before she decided to chop her face into hamburger on the surgeon's table.  

Just ran across her in While You Were Sleeping on Sundance.  She's not hot per se, but there's a wholesome attractiveness to her.  Now?  Ugh. Barf. Gag. 

[Godfather]

Nominated for Thread of the Year 2019.

[Kaos]

Nominated for Thread of the Year 2019.

It's early yet.  

[Godfather]

It's early yet. 

and so far you are in the lead

[The Six]

Sandra in "The Net" was at the height of cuteness. Very alluring in that terrible movie.

[AUTiger1]

Not saying I agree or disagree, but let's be honest here.  Any of us old hard dicks on this board would hit it and probably twice.

[CCTAU]

I thought she was sexy as hell in My Cousin Vinny!

[wesfau2]

Not saying I agree or disagree, but let's be honest here.  Any of us old hard dicks on this board would hit it and probably twice.

Full disclosure:

Would smash.  With extreme prejudice.

Please respect my privacy in this time after I've made such an outlandish and risky statement.

[Godfather]

Full disclosure:

Would smash.  With extreme prejudice.

Please respect my privacy in this time after I've made such an outlandish and risky statement.

Why do you hate Gillette?


BTW I'm changing the TigersX tagline from "We know who Mitch Cumstein is" to "The Best A Man Can Get".

[Godfather]

Second Disclosure of the Thread:

My nomination for Thread of the Year 2019 has nothing to do with whether or I not I find Miss Bullock attractive.  I found the non-sequitur timing and subject matter to be hilarious.

[Kaos]

Today I'd honestly and 100% truthfully pass.  Hard pass. 



I could poke a hole in the driveway and pile a bunch of wet concrete and hamburger around it and be better off.  

Just don't find what she's done to herself to be attractive at all.  

[CCTAU]

I could poke a hole in the driveway and pile a bunch of wet concrete and hamburger around it and be better off. 

You seem like a good dude and all .But I gotta say your neighbors must see some really weird shit from your house.

[Godfather]

You seem like a good dude and all .But I gotta say your neighbors must see some really weird shit from your house.

and a Post of the Year Nominee 2019 comes from within the same thread

[Kaos]

You seem like a good dude and all .But I gotta say your neighbors must see some really weird shit from your house.

I just installed a camera over the garage so I can record it.  Just need a bigger drill bit now. 

I sometimes forget I'm in a neighborhood and when the urge strikes I'll go out the back door and whiz off the patio.  Clear view of my patio from the front entrance of the neighborhood, right as you turn in.  Was during the day rather than at night.  I wonder if the SUV that honked was doing so in admiration?  

I expect a notice from the HOA soon.  

[Snaggletiger]

Sandra Bullock?