House Martell

Kaos · « **on:** January 11, 2019, 06:31:33 PM »

Supposedly the kid transferring out at Ohio State has Auburn on his radar. Tate Martell is his name.

I'm not a big fan of House Martell, but we've got to do something about those stupid Lannisters.

The Six · « **Reply #1 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:12:02 AM »

Maybe Gus should promise to marry the daughter of some other noble in order to get strategic advantage.

Kaos · « **Reply #2 on:** January 14, 2019, 10:03:59 AM »

Quote from: The Six on January 14, 2019, 09:12:02 AM

Maybe Gus should promise to marry the daughter of some other noble in order to get strategic advantage.

I'd take Sansa.

CCTAU · « **Reply #3 on:** January 14, 2019, 10:15:28 AM »

You are so confused.
You wanted this guy:

But you got this guy:

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #4 on:** January 14, 2019, 10:21:25 AM »

I look at you and I see two men: the man you are, and the man you ought to be. Someday those two will meet. Should make for a hell of a football player.

CCTAU · « **Reply #5 on:** January 14, 2019, 10:24:19 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 14, 2019, 10:21:25 AM

I look at you and I see two men: the man you are, and the man you ought to be. Someday those two will meet. Should make for a hell of a football player.

I'm sorry. I can't hear you:

The Six · « **Reply #6 on:** January 14, 2019, 10:25:05 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on January 14, 2019, 10:03:59 AM

I'd take Sansa.

Our luck Gus would take up with Melisandre

Godfather · « **Reply #7 on:** January 14, 2019, 10:27:56 AM »

Quote from: CCTAU on January 14, 2019, 10:24:19 AM

I'm sorry. I can't hear you:

Look at it this way he will never be called offside on an audible

CCTAU · « **Reply #8 on:** January 14, 2019, 10:32:04 AM »

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Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever.

Life as and Auburn fan...

CCTAU · « **Reply #9 on:** January 14, 2019, 10:39:07 AM »

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Now you know this don't look natural Coach. now you know it don't... I look like I just jacked off an elephant.

The Prowler · « **Reply #10 on:** January 14, 2019, 06:59:39 PM »

OU backup QB Austin Kendall is transferring, he's visiting Auburn this week.

Godfather · « **Reply #11 on:** January 15, 2019, 10:00:37 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on January 14, 2019, 06:59:39 PM

OU backup QB Austin Kendall is transferring, he's visiting Auburn this week.

Correction he already visited us.

PS that's his Mom

wesfau2 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 15, 2019, 10:59:26 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on January 14, 2019, 06:59:39 PM

OU backup QB Austin Kendall is transferring, he's visiting Auburn this week.

We're so hard up that any transfer looks good to us now?

Fuck's sake...we're the guy at the pool offering every cocktail waitress a roll in the hay while the wife is off shopping.

CCTAU · « **Reply #13 on:** January 15, 2019, 11:01:15 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on January 15, 2019, 10:59:26 AM

We're so hard up that any transfer looks good to us now?

Fuck's sake...we're the guy at the pool offering every cocktail waitress a roll in the hay while the wife is off shopping.

Well you don't know if you don't ask.

Godfather · « **Reply #14 on:** January 15, 2019, 11:07:57 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on January 15, 2019, 10:59:26 AM

We're so hard up that any transfer looks good to us now?

Fuck's sake...we're the guy at the pool offering every cocktail waitress a roll in the hay while the wife is off shopping.

Wait you mean just because he backed up two Heisman candidates in back to back seasons doesn't make him a Heisman candidate? Well Shiiiit

Godfather · « **Reply #15 on:** January 15, 2019, 11:10:25 AM »

Quote from: CCTAU on January 15, 2019, 11:01:15 AM

Well you don't know if you don't ask.

Exactly what if the waitress is wearing silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that we don't even know about.

Godfather · « **Reply #16 on:** January 15, 2019, 11:12:17 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on January 15, 2019, 10:59:26 AM

We're so hard up that any transfer looks good to us now?

Fuck's sake...we're the guy at the pool offering every cocktail waitress a roll in the hay while the wife is off shopping.

To your point though, It never hurts to take extra players if we can get them. I'm fine with it. We gonna suck anyways.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #17 on:** January 15, 2019, 11:23:52 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on January 15, 2019, 10:59:26 AM

We're so hard up that any transfer looks good to us now?

fudge's sake...we're the guy at the pool offering every roostertail waitress a roll in the hay while the wife is off shopping.

Saniflush · « **Reply #18 on:** January 15, 2019, 11:37:59 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 15, 2019, 11:23:52 AM

They rippin and the tearin, the rippin and the tearin

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #19 on:** January 15, 2019, 12:07:48 PM »

I'm good with signing another QB. As I said in another thread, I have very little faith in what we have on the roster right now. Well, I sort of said that. But anyway, like GF said, we gonna' suck either way.