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Poor little Reuben just needs Daddy Nick

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Poor little Reuben just needs Daddy Nick
« on: April 13, 2018, 05:45:34 PM »
The barf level of this load of watusi dung is high.  

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2018/04/alcom_all-access_some_thoughts_2.html

Cliff Notes: 
1) Reuben had a bad childhood, and even though other people overcome it most like poor little Reuby didn't.  Him's daddy was mean! 
2) The only time in his life when he wasn't bad was when he blossomed under the love and guidance of Saint Nick Saban The Great.  
3) He was aggressive and some fans claimed he was dirty, but that seems unfair. 
4) He had a rage incident at the Combine but that wasn't a bad deal and Saban excused it with a joke and blamed the people at the Combine. 
5) He tested positive for marijuana at the Combine and then got arrested for it in Tuscaloosa, but HEY... it shouldn't even be illegal! 
6) He's REALLY aggressive, so why are we surprised when he's the same off the football field?  It's not even his fault.  

7)  Well, it is his fault so we definitely can't blame Alabama football or Saint Saban the Beatific, or even the system.  



My take?  You want to know why Reuben Foster is a screwup?  

1) He's dumber than a dirt pile and had no business ever being on a college campus.  You cannot make me believe that Sleepy McGoo could pass even the most basic course.  
2) He was paid to attend Alabama, he was provided performance-enhancing supplements to stoke his strength and rage and any transgressions he may have committed on campus were covered up.  I heard rumors of him stealing, punching out other students and generally acting like a thug.  When that was excused, why shouldn't he expect the same in the NFL. 
3) He was made to feel superior to the general population during the recruiting process and that "above the law" mentality was fostered at Alabama.  The dim bulb has no understanding that his actions will have consequences. Somebody will get him out of it as always.  He was a dirty player but primarily because he's so dumb he didn't know the difference.  He led with his head (the hardest part of his body) on every tackle. 
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Re: Poor little Reuben just needs Daddy Nick
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2018, 06:23:41 PM »
We never wanted him anyway.
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Re: Poor little Reuben just needs Daddy Nick
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2018, 10:52:59 PM »
The barf level of this load of watusi dung is high.  

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2018/04/alcom_all-access_some_thoughts_2.html

Cliff Notes:
1) Reuben had a bad childhood, and even though other people overcome it most like poor little Reuby didn't.  Him's daddy was mean!
2) The only time in his life when he wasn't bad was when he blossomed under the love and guidance of Saint Nick Saban The Great.  
3) He was aggressive and some fans claimed he was dirty, but that seems unfair.
4) He had a rage incident at the Combine but that wasn't a bad deal and Saban excused it with a joke and blamed the people at the Combine.
5) He tested positive for marijuana at the Combine and then got arrested for it in Tuscaloosa, but HEY... it shouldn't even be illegal!
6) He's REALLY aggressive, so why are we surprised when he's the same off the football field?  It's not even his fault.  

7)  Well, it is his fault so we definitely can't blame Alabama football or Saint Saban the Beatific, or even the system.  



My take?  You want to know why Reuben Foster is a screwup?  

1) He's dumber than a dirt pile and had no business ever being on a college campus.  You cannot make me believe that Sleepy McGoo could pass even the most basic course.  
2) He was paid to attend Alabama, he was provided performance-enhancing supplements to stoke his strength and rage and any transgressions he may have committed on campus were covered up.  I heard rumors of him stealing, punching out other students and generally acting like a thug.  When that was excused, why shouldn't he expect the same in the NFL.
3) He was made to feel superior to the general population during the recruiting process and that "above the law" mentality was fostered at Alabama.  The dim bulb has no understanding that his actions will have consequences. Somebody will get him out of it as always.  He was a dirty player but primarily because he's so dumb he didn't know the difference.  He led with his head (the hardest part of his body) on every tackle.
You are correct on all points, sir!
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Re: Poor little Reuben just needs Daddy Nick
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2018, 10:16:40 PM »
Like clockwork.  

Woman who Reuben beat the crap out of now says he didn't do it.  

How do these Bama clowns keep getting out of it?  
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Re: Poor little Reuben just needs Daddy Nick
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2018, 09:46:03 AM »
She probably deserved it anyway.  Ro Ti
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« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2018, 02:12:10 PM »
She probably deserved it anyway.  Ro Ti
Her diddy said she had it comin. 
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Re: Poor little Reuben just needs Daddy Nick
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2018, 02:36:07 PM »
That one he didn’t slap around done got not slapped around again.  

Niners overreact and cut mistreated Reuben. 
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Re: Poor little Reuben just needs Daddy Nick
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2019, 12:18:52 AM »
Charges against Foster dropped.... again. 



I just bumped into a door, she said.  (Actor portrayal)
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Re: Poor little Reuben just needs Daddy Nick
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2019, 05:39:27 PM »
Ro Ti
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Re: Poor little Reuben just needs Daddy Nick
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2019, 12:44:25 AM »
Charges against Foster dropped.... again.



I just bumped into a door, she said.  (Actor portrayal)
Doorknob accidents will skyrocket tonight.
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Re: Poor little Reuben just needs Daddy Nick
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2019, 01:42:11 AM »
Doorknob accidents will skyrocket tonight.
Trailer Park melt downs 
chaos in the streets 
cats and dogs sleeping together
and the aliens are coming back
the end of the world 
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