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Random Musings & Rants Part IXXVIIX

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« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2018, 04:10:12 PM »
That and his self-care for a wicked case of glaucoma.
Nix could get away with it day one.
First sign of friction he could just tweet that he's considering a transfer, doesn't like the direction that the offense is trending. Malzahn's position is weak and the clock starts ticking.

White didn't have the luxury of being a legacy and Malzahn still had a toe hold.
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Re: Random Musings & Rants Part IXXVIIX
« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2018, 06:09:38 PM »
That and his self-care for a wicked case of glaucoma.
Glaucoma free since 1976 here.
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Re: Random Musings & Rants Part IXXVIIX
« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2018, 02:50:35 PM »
Random musing for you betters.  On his show this morning, Dan Patrick said he was told by a "very reliable source", that there's a really, really, really good chance that Two'er won't be able to play in the bowl against OU. That may be old news.  I just haven't seen it.  Right now, I think Bama is a 14 point favorite with the over/under at 81. 

OU's defense is just not good and if Taovagisil is at full speed, I'd say those two bust through that 81.  If he's not able to play, no way that offense can score enough to keep up with Murray & Co.

If you place a bet right now with the line at 14 and over/under at 81, I'm assuming (I don't do the wagers) that you lock in at those numbers? 
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Re: Random Musings & Rants Part IXXVIIX
« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2018, 02:57:24 PM »
I don't care if its Two or Twoer, they will cover and the total will be over.  Bet the farm.
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« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2018, 03:10:27 PM »
I don't care if its Two or Twoer, they will cover and the total will be over.  Bet the farm.
Not the farm. It's been in the family for five generations.
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Re: Random Musings & Rants Part IXXVIIX
« Reply #25 on: December 13, 2018, 03:49:03 PM »
Not the farm. It's been in the family for five generations.
OK, bet the kids then.
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Re: Random Musings & Rants Part IXXVIIX
« Reply #26 on: December 13, 2018, 04:19:13 PM »


If you place a bet right now with the line at 14 and over/under at 81, I'm assuming (I don't do the wagers) that you lock in at those numbers?
Yes.

I think Bama scores 42ish and OU scores 14ish.

I'm on the under whether Tua plays or not.  Actually...maybe moreso if Tua is out.
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« Reply #27 on: December 13, 2018, 04:42:11 PM »
OK, bet the kids then.
The kids show promise. Your youngest can count to 12 and the oldest is a fairly skilled gamer. 
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Re: Random Musings & Rants Part IXXVIIX
« Reply #28 on: December 13, 2018, 05:00:15 PM »
Yes.

I think Bama scores 42ish and OU scores 14ish.

I'm on the under whether Tua plays or not.  Actually...maybe moreso if Tua is out.
Sadly, you may be right.  The way FUGA was able to move the ball on Bama gives me hope, because the Sooner offense is damn good.  Jake Fromm State Farm was 25/39 for 301 yards and 3 TD's.  FUGA rolled up 441 total yards and 28 points.  Save for a head scratching call by Coach Suck, they probably hit the 35 mark. I think OU can at least match that. 

And as is usually the case with my expert predictions, Bama will have them down by 35 at half.
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« Reply #29 on: December 14, 2018, 09:52:08 AM »
The kids show promise. Your youngest can count to 12 and the oldest is a fairly skilled gamer.
Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, gettin' cured off the Wild Turkey.  And the older boy, bless his soul, is gettin' prepared for his career.
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Re: Random Musings & Rants Part IXXVIIX
« Reply #30 on: December 14, 2018, 10:04:21 AM »
Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, gettin' cured off the Wild Turkey.  And the older boy, bless his soul, is gettin' prepared for his career.
It's tough in the circus these days. What with all the animals being removed and such. 
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« Reply #31 on: December 14, 2018, 11:36:30 AM »
It's tough in the circus these days. What with all the animals being removed and such.
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Re: Random Musings & Rants Part IXXVIIX
« Reply #33 on: December 14, 2018, 01:50:34 PM »
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Face it fellas, it's just getting tougher to turn a dollar in the realm of strange afflictions with the streets littered with so many runofthemill freaks these days. I'm afraid it's becoming a thing of the past and it saddens me for all of the stuff you people have to endure.

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Re: Random Musings & Rants Part IXXVIIX
« Reply #34 on: December 14, 2018, 03:58:24 PM »

Yeah, last season he was a pixie dust spreader on the Tilt-a-Whirl.  He thinks that maybe next year he'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak woman.  You ever see her?
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Re: Random Musings & Rants Part IXXVIIX
« Reply #35 on: December 14, 2018, 08:55:34 PM »
Yeah, last season he was a pixie dust spreader on the Tilt-a-Whirl.  He thinks that maybe next year he'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak woman.  You ever see her?
Nope.  But I heard she was a hell of a cook 
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Re: Random Musings & Rants Part IXXVIIX
« Reply #36 on: December 14, 2018, 10:44:44 PM »
Nope.  But I heard she was a hell of a cook
Ugly as sin
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