Meet Gus Malzahn, Auburn's Trump

[Kaos]

State media is going to rail Malzahn and Auburn worse than ever.  

https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/2018/12/why-former-top-recruit-john-broussard-jr-left-auburn-mid-season-and-whats-happened-since.html

Remember John Broussard?  Yeah, he hates those coaches. 

[Buzz Killington]

Stay away from the coaches

[The Six]

So when the FBI is going to raid the Athletic Complex?

[Snaggletiger]

The kid is a midget.  Okay, small person.  Despite their overall shittiness, the coaches do want to win.  It's their livelihood.  Well, not Malzhn's.  Doesn't matter what he does from here. Thanks Auburn.  But if Broussard was better than everyone else, he'd be on the field. 

[Buzz Killington]

You barners should jest shet down the prowgram.  The kid is a transferring to a real powerhouse prowgrem.
Everybody knows he shoulda gone to tuscaloosa sos he coulda had access to the latest in PEDs to make him grow bettah 

[The Six]

He's going to Memphis where they are already accustomed to losing to UCF and Mizzou.

[CCTAU]

I saw no revelation. I saw a kid who felt a bit wronged. It happens. I do hope he has  great career. College football at eh SEC level is hard, real hard.

[Godfather]

His choices were FAU and Memphis.  Not saying but just saying.