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Things that ruin Christmas
« on: December 04, 2018, 02:27:31 PM »
1. Gus Malzahn.  Couldn’t even enjoy the Iron Bowl shirt I got last year because by the time I unwrapped it, he had already crapped the bed and the turds and bitches were in the playoffs. 

2. The CFP. It sucks.  I hate it. 

3. Kelly Clarkson.  She has a tiny amount of talent.  Her forte is bellowing at the top of her lungs.  I hate every Christmas song she covers. 
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Re: Things that ruin Christmas
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2018, 02:41:19 PM »
Putting your dick in the Jello salad sure will ruin it!
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Re: Things that ruin Christmas
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2018, 02:43:19 PM »
Putting your dick in the Jello salad sure will ruin it!
Or so you've heard.
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Re: Things that ruin Christmas
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2018, 02:45:54 PM »
Or so you've heard.
Well, duh!  What kind of heathen would something so disgusting?
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It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Things that ruin Christmas
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2018, 02:46:31 PM »
Putting your dick in the Jello salad sure will ruin it!
Not if it’s yours. I mean that’s what I heard. 
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Re: Things that ruin Christmas
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2018, 02:48:08 PM »
Let's face it, Christmas sucks. It's a total marketing game. Everyone knows it and we still participate. Just like we all know Gus is a high school coach making $7 mil a year. We know he's gonna screw up, but we still watch, root for, hope. Sigh...
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Re: Things that ruin Christmas
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2018, 02:48:35 PM »
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Re: Things that ruin Christmas
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2018, 02:49:58 PM »
Let's face it, Christmas sucks. It's a total marketing game. Everyone knows it and we still participate. Just like we all know Gus is a high school coach making $7 mil a year. We know he's gonna screw up, but we still watch, root for, hope. Sigh...
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Re: Things that ruin Christmas
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2018, 02:51:28 PM »
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The latest annual holiday session at olan mills ?
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Re: Things that ruin Christmas
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2018, 02:58:50 PM »
The latest annual holiday session at olan mills ?
I'm getting two 5X7's and 5 wallet sized for friends and family.
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Re: Things that ruin Christmas
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2018, 03:03:28 PM »
I'm getting two 5X7's and 5 wallet sized for friends and family.
Fingers crossed. I’ll be checking the mailbox come Thursday. 
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Re: Things that ruin Christmas
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2018, 03:06:02 PM »
Let's face it, Christmas sucks. It's a total marketing game. Everyone knows it and we still participate. Just like we all know Gus is a high school coach making $7 mil a year. We know he's gonna screw up, but we still watch, root for, hope. Sigh...
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Re: Things that ruin Christmas
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2018, 03:07:44 PM »

I liked that movie. Reviewed it on Film Strip back in the day.
I enjoy watching my nieces and nephews who still enjoy Christmas. It's just not a big deal for me. But if it's your bag, enjoy away.
I still say thinking about Gus makes everything worse.
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Re: Things that ruin Christmas
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2018, 03:15:11 PM »
Let's face it, we all know Christmas is a big commercial racket.  It's run by a big eastern syndicate, you know.

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Re: Things that ruin Christmas
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2018, 04:18:12 PM »
Putting your dick in the Jello salad sure will ruin it!
I don't know about the cats, but I sure love it.
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Re: Things that ruin Christmas
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2018, 05:00:15 PM »
Let's face it, Christmas sucks. It's a total marketing game. Everyone knows it and we still participate. Just like we all know Gus is a high school coach making $7 mil a year. We know he's gonna screw up, but we still watch, root for, hope. Sigh...
Well, you're a regular Cindy Loo Hoo.  I like it!  Snags can tell you that I am a regular Grinch myself.
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Re: Things that ruin Christmas
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2018, 05:07:01 PM »
Well, you're a regular Cindy Loo Hoo.  I like it!  Snags can tell you that I am a regular Grinch myself.
You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich, with arsenic sauce!  Mr. Grinch.
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Re: Things that ruin Christmas
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2018, 10:38:54 PM »
I like Christmas. I hate it for you people that grew up hating life. But I have great memories and continue to make more. 

Carry on with your depression.
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Re: Things that ruin Christmas
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2018, 08:54:53 AM »
I like Christmas. I hate it for you people that grew up hating life. But I have great memories and continue to make more.

Carry on with your depression.

I think K’s point is that he does enjoy it. But certain things in our society now ruin it - mainly gus. And prowler’s cult. 
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Re: Things that ruin Christmas
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2018, 09:11:26 AM »
I think K’s point is that he does enjoy it. But certain things in our society now ruin it - mainly gus. And prowler’s cult.
I used to love Christmas.  When I was a kid I did.  Then when I was in my 20s and living alone I sort of resented it. Felt a little like Scrooge standing out in the cold looking through the window at the people having fun. Wondered why I wasn’t.  After I got married and had kids it was awesome again.  Now? Kids grown, divorced and it’s just me and my friend?  I go through the motions. Decorate the whole house.  Wonder why I do.  Used to get mad at my parents when id go home for Christmas and they wouldn’t even have a tree up. Now I know why 
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