Christmas Gifts

[Snaggletiger]

Never too soon to get a jump on your Christmas shopping. 

[The Six]

I figured you'd be into that 50 Shades stuff. 

[Kaos]

Never too soon to get a jump on your Christmas shopping.

Endorsed by the entire Toupalaguardia family! 



"Daddy put it on that ass!" 

[Godfather]

I'm getting you all chocolates for Christmas.


‘Edible Anus’ Company Makes Chocolate Molds of Your (Or a Loved One’s) Butthole


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[Saniflush]

Can you do them with vanilla and call them bleached?

[Snaggletiger]

Mmmm….now I can snack on your butthole anytime I want.  And they come in a convenient, zip-lock pouch to keep your butthole fresh for weeks.

[Buzz Killington]

Mmmmmm...that's good butthole!

[wesfau2]

I love the idea of giving these as gifts to people that I don't really like.  I wouldn't tell them that they were snacking on my (literal) chocolate starfish, but I'd know.

[Godfather]

I love the idea of giving these as gifts to people that I don't really like.  I wouldn't tell them that they were snacking on my (literal) chocolate starfish, but I'd know.

These chocolates taste like shit.

[Saniflush]

I love the idea of giving these as gifts to people that I don't really like.  I wouldn't tell them that they were snacking on my (literal) chocolate starfish, but I'd know.

Saaaaaaaaaay, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

[wesfau2]

Saaaaaaaaaay, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

This guy gets it.