2018-19 Coaching Carousel

[The Six]

I'm pretty sure Zac is with one of the directional Louisiana schools.

Love the guy, but not sure he's ready (see also: Cadillac Williams).

This staff needs proven coach/recruit talent.

We are both wrong. He's at Houston with Dana Holgerson. 
https://uhcougars.com/coaches.aspx?rc=539&path=football

Auburn doesn't have a problem attracting talent. Doing anything with it is another story. 

[Kaos]

So...Auburn's in the market for a DB coach, as Brown leaves for Purdue.

Who ya got?

Is Neiko Thorpe avaliable?

[The Six]

Is Neiko Thorpe avaliable?

Currently a Seattle Seahawk, mostly playing special teams but they like him to run fast down the field on kickoffs. 

[jmar]

Kodi Burns would make an outstanding DB coach, plus he's a first rate recruiter.
After all, it's a DB's job to disrupt a potential reception.

We can get anybody to teach a kid to catch.

[Buzz Killington]

Kodi Burns would make an outstanding DB coach, plus he's a first rate recruiter.
After all, it's a DB's job to disrupt a potential reception.

We can get anybody to teach a kid to catch.

I'll take the job.  Can somebody hand me that jar of uncooked rice and those batteries?

[Snaggletiger]

So Greg Brown leaves Auburn for essentially the same job at Purdue.  Brown was making $400,500.00 on the The Planes and got a $25K bonus for staying on through Dec. 31st.  The coach he's replacing for the Boilermakers was making $320K.  Don't know what Brown will be making there but I don't imagine it will be a raise.

Since this past season, our OC left voluntarily to go do the same thing for less money at Kansas.  Our DB coach leaves voluntarily for the same position and probably less money at Purdue.  And Malzahn demotes one of the most successful RB coaches in the game and he leaves and takes the same position at Vanderbilt.  So far, we've replaced two of them with a 12 year old OC who won't be calling plays. (Until Malzahn goes bi-polar for the 15th time and gives it up) And a high school coach. 

What are we down to with Gus' contract....just 6 more years?

[Buzz Killington]

So Greg Brown leaves Auburn for essentially the same job at Purdue.  Brown was making $400,500.00 on the The Planes and got a $25K bonus for staying on through Dec. 31st.  The coach he's replacing for the Boilermakers was making $320K.  Don't know what Brown will be making there but I don't imagine it will be a raise.

Since this past season, our OC left voluntarily to go do the same thing for less money at Kansas.  Our DB coach leaves voluntarily for the same position and probably less money at Purdue.  And Malzahn demotes one of the most successful RB coaches in the game and he leaves and takes the same position at Vanderbilt.  So far, we've replaced two of them with a 12 year old OC who won't be calling plays. (Until Malzahn goes bi-polar for the 15th time and gives it up) And a high school coach.

What are we down to with Gus' contract....just 6 more years?

Just $42M now!  

[Godfather]

So Greg Brown leaves Auburn for essentially the same job at Purdue.  Brown was making $400,500.00 on the The Planes and got a $25K bonus for staying on through Dec. 31st.  The coach he's replacing for the Boilermakers was making $320K.  Don't know what Brown will be making there but I don't imagine it will be a raise.

Since this past season, our OC left voluntarily to go do the same thing for less money at Kansas.  Our DB coach leaves voluntarily for the same position and probably less money at Purdue.  And Malzahn demotes one of the most successful RB coaches in the game and he leaves and takes the same position at Vanderbilt.  So far, we've replaced two of them with a 12 year old OC who won't be calling plays. (Until Malzahn goes bi-polar for the 15th time and gives it up) And a high school coach.

What are we down to with Gus' contract....just 6 more years?

They weren't on the bus!

[Snaggletiger]

[wesfau2]

Marcello (for whatever that's worth) thinks McGriff is coming back:

https://twitter.com/3ManFront/status/1097919668642304000

[Snaggletiger]

Marcello (for whatever that's worth) thinks McGriff is coming back:

https://twitter.com/3ManFront/status/1097919668642304000

I know McGriff had a couple of interviews with Taggart at FSU a few weeks ago.  Assuming nothing came out of that because I don't see any updates on staff changes.

BTW, if it said that in your twatters post, my interwebz getting device will not let me view it saying I have to turn off ad blockers and tracking protection.  Don't know how and don't want to.

[Buzz Killington]

I know McGriff had a couple of interviews with Taggart at FSU a few weeks ago.  Assuming nothing came out of that because I don't see any updates on staff changes.

BTW, if it said that in your twatters post, my interwebz getting device will not let me view it saying I have to turn off ad blockers and tracking protection.  Don't know how and don't want to.

Just turn them off.  What could go wrong?

[Snaggletiger]

Just turn them off.  What could go wrong?

[Buzz Killington]

Would love to have McGriff back honestly.  Going to need the defense to be really coached up in 2019, because the offense is going to be...well, offensive.

[Snaggletiger]

Would love to have McGriff back honestly.  Going to need the defense to be really coached up in 2019, because the offense is going to be...well, offensive.

We have a Boobeez.

[Godfather]

He can teach them how to hit dingers!

[Snaggletiger]

He can teach them how to hit dingers!

Does McGriffy-wiffy have to tinky poo-poo?

[Buzz Killington]

He can teach them how to hit dingers!

[GH2001]

So Greg Brown leaves Auburn for essentially the same job at Purdue.  Brown was making $400,500.00 on the The Planes and got a $25K bonus for staying on through Dec. 31st.  The coach he's replacing for the Boilermakers was making $320K.  Don't know what Brown will be making there but I don't imagine it will be a raise.

Since this past season, our OC left voluntarily to go do the same thing for less money at Kansas.  Our DB coach leaves voluntarily for the same position and probably less money at Purdue.  And Malzahn demotes one of the most successful RB coaches in the game and he leaves and takes the same position at Vanderbilt.  So far, we've replaced two of them with a 12 year old OC who won't be calling plays. (Until Malzahn goes bi-polar for the 15th time and gives it up) And a high school coach.

What are we down to with Gus' contract....just 6 more years?

Calm yourself beavis. 

[Snaggletiger]

Calm yourself beavis.

I need TP for my bung hole.