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It's 5:15
« on: November 04, 2018, 06:17:12 PM »
It's pitch black dark.  It's 5:15.  I hate daylight savings. time. You're not saving shit.  It's midnight....at 5:15. 
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: It's 5:15
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2018, 07:24:21 PM »
It's pitch black dark.  It's 5:15.  I hate daylight savings. time. You're not saving shit.  It's midnight....at 5:15.
I hate it too.  

Most of the people who work in my office are female.  Tomorrow begins the constant requests to leave early because they or their husbands are nervous about them driving home in the dark.  Every year I have to reiterate again what the hours are. Every year I will get a call from some husband upset because the office parking lot isnt well lit.  

I hate it. 
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Re: It's 5:15
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2018, 08:50:49 AM »
I hate it too. 

Most of the people who work in my office are female.  Tomorrow begins the constant requests to leave early because they or their husbands are nervous about them driving home in the dark.  Every year I have to reiterate again what the hours are. Every year I will get a call from some husband upset because the office parking lot isnt well lit. 

I hate it.
Stop raping your employees and the calls will stop.
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Re: It's 5:15
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2018, 09:25:44 AM »
Stop raping your employees and the calls will stop.
I only rape the hot ones.  

So there's no rape.  
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Re: It's 5:15
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2018, 09:30:31 AM »
I only rape the hot ones. 

So there's no rape. 
You said rape twice.
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Re: It's 5:15
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2018, 09:54:11 AM »
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Re: It's 5:15
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2018, 01:13:56 PM »
Central time zone. ~snicker~
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Re: It's 5:15
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2018, 01:18:44 PM »
i'm torn.  i like rape but only...wait.


i don't like the back and forth.  i get disoriented for a day or two.  as much as it pains me the spring forward [DST] i give the edge.  i enjoy the longer, lit summer evenings.  10 p.m. the last light twinkles.  

i appreciate every ounce of [sun]light i can get living in this god forsaken, endless gray, hippy dreary rain that parks itself for a better part of 7 to 8 months ...from October to May. 

without DST sunrise will be @ 4 a.m.  first light at 3:30 a.m.  i don't want that.  no i don't.   
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Re: It's 5:15
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2018, 08:36:43 AM »
I hate leaving work at 5 now, because I am in fear that I could be raped on my way to the car.  You sexist bitches making jokes about it doesn't help either.
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Re: It's 5:15
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2018, 09:44:50 AM »
I hate leaving work at 5 now, because I am in fear that I could be raped on my way to the car.  You sexist bitches making jokes about it doesn't help either.
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If rape is inevitable, relax and enjoy it.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."