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Cat Eating Festival?! Causing Fury?!
« on: October 09, 2008, 01:43:10 PM »
I needed a laugh today and the media didn't let me down...this from the UK Sun, apologies if this was posted elsewhere as there HAS to be some double-entendre joke here somewhere...

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Fury Over Cat Eating Festival

By VIRGINIA WHEELER

Published: 08 Oct 2008
 
ANIMAL rights groups are up in arms over an annual festival in Peru that serves up hundreds of fried CATS to locals.
The 'Gastronomical Festival of the Cat' – dubbed the 'Massacre of the Moggies' – sees townsfolk in Canete, near Lima, feast on the fluffy pets for two days.

They believe that eating cat burgers – and fried cat legs and tails – can cure bronchial disease.

It is also believed that feline meat serves as an aphrodisiac.

The cats are bred especially for this festival – which takes place at the end of September on the Day of Santa Ifigenia.

But it has generated fury among animal rights groups.

A PETA spokesman said: "“If Peruvians really eat poor old Moggy because they think his meat cures bronchitis, that’s about as bizarre as it gets, although remember that Asians eat monkey bits thinking that will cure their impotence and even Europeans butcher poor old Bessie the cow or Henny Penny the hen, because they see them as nothing more than a bit of nourishment.

“Having toured slaughterhouses for dogs in Taiwan, horses in Texas, and chickens and cows in Europe, PETA’s staff says the last thing we need to do is add yet another poor animal to the list of those being frightened and slaughtered for a taste.”

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1782932.ece
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Re: Cat Eating Festival?! Causing Fury?!
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2008, 01:45:16 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on October 09, 2008, 01:43:10 PM
I needed a laugh today and the media didn't let me down...this from the UK Sun, apologies if this was posted elsewhere as there HAS to be some double-entendre joke here somewhere...

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1782932.ece
I've been eating pussy for years...wait what
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Re: Cat Eating Festival?! Causing Fury?!
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2008, 01:48:25 PM »
Quote from: BK AU on October 09, 2008, 01:45:16 PM
I've been eating pussy for years...wait what

What did it taste like?
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Re: Cat Eating Festival?! Causing Fury?!
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2008, 01:50:36 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on October 09, 2008, 01:48:25 PM
What did it taste like?
Like sweet nectar of the gods
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Re: Cat Eating Festival?! Causing Fury?!
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2008, 01:53:05 PM »
Quote from: BK AU on October 09, 2008, 01:50:36 PM
Like sweet nectar of the gods

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Re: Cat Eating Festival?! Causing Fury?!
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2008, 02:09:46 PM »
On the paws of that......


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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Cat Eating Festival?! Causing Fury?!
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2008, 02:15:56 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 09, 2008, 02:09:46 PM
On the paws of that......
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That's phenomenal!

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