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« on: October 15, 2018, 11:10:32 AM »
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2018, 04:27:00 PM »
« Last Edit: October 16, 2018, 10:31:57 AM by CCTAU »
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2018, 06:40:34 AM »
The first step to getting out of the hole is to put the shovel down.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2018, 09:03:57 AM »
https://www.kjrh.com/news/local-news/cherokee-nation-issues-statement-on-sen-elizabeth-warren-s-dna-test-results

Cherokee nation says she can say she's Cherokee until she's red in the face, but they don't want her...
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« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2018, 10:50:02 AM »
I chuckled!

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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2018, 12:59:56 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2018, 08:47:32 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2018, 09:03:04 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on October 17, 2018, 08:47:32 AM
I just found out I'm Norwegian.  One whole percent. 

What do i get?
An autograph T-shirt from Sig Hansen and a jar of pickled herring.  
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« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2018, 09:34:28 AM »
Quote from: chinook on October 17, 2018, 09:03:04 AM
An autograph T-shirt from Sig Hansen and a jar of pickled herring. 
I was really hoping for Inga from Sveden...


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« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2018, 09:36:50 AM »
The interwebs are killing it:

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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2018, 10:11:45 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on October 17, 2018, 09:34:28 AM
I was really hoping for Inga from Sveden...



Wouldn thee help with my rouksack
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« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2018, 10:14:17 AM »
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2018, 10:15:23 AM »
Incredibly (and sadly expectedly) the media uses this sliver of possibility to herald that Warren has "proven her claims." Even Polifact says " Warren did get tested and the results did find native american ancestry. We asked four experts to review her report and they all found it credible."  

Such unadulterated bullshit.  Did we all forget what her claims actually were?

She says her family experienced instances of racism and bias for their Native heritage.  She was listed as a minority at Harvard after TELLING them she was of Native ancestry.   

Does having a great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandparent who possibly was of mexican, portuguese or columbian heritage actually have any validity?   Does having an ancestor in the 1700s really count?  

If so, I'd like to assume the throne in England.  I can tie back to one of the Kings named James.  Hell, we've got a castle over there that's currently held in the National Trust.  I'll be moving in next month.  I am royalty.  I'd like to bang a couple of princesses and wear some of that bling, please.  
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« Reply #17 on: October 17, 2018, 11:03:14 AM »
I think the funniest thing I have heard over the whole thing came out of Dennis Miller's twitter account..."Oh for god's sake! I'm pretty sure George Custer had more American Indian blood than that."
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #18 on: October 17, 2018, 11:22:28 AM »
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Five statements of WISDOM
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
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