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The New Halloween Movie

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The New Halloween Movie
« on: October 15, 2018, 07:43:54 AM »
Coming out October 18.
Directed by a guy who made stoner films with James Franco
Co-Written by him and Danny McBride, one of the leading male chauvanist pig comics of the current day
Starring Jamie Lee Curtis who after years of being apolitical decides this is her vehicle for #MeToo #TimesUp activism
What could go wrong?


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« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2018, 11:39:51 AM »
Damn, I was looking forward to this.
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« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2018, 11:42:45 AM »
At the end Michael takes off his mask to show he is just a privileged white male.
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« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2018, 01:10:25 PM »
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Re: The New Halloween Movie
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2018, 08:38:35 AM »
It's not as bad as I expected; it's just not special either. 

If you have never seen any of the sequels, then this would be a neat idea. As it is, it's the best ideas any of the sequels had. High-level fan fiction. B grade. Cheap matinee or wait for Netflix/Redbox/Prime/Hulu/Shudder/HBO/Showtime release.
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« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2018, 08:53:21 AM »
It's not as bad as I expected; it's just not special either.

If you have never seen any of the sequels, then this would be a neat idea. As it is, it's the best ideas any of the sequels had. High-level fan fiction. B grade. Cheap matinee or wait for Netflix/Redbox/Prime/Hulu/Shudder/HBO/Showtime release.
You do know that the entire premise of this entry in the pantheon is that none of the sequels existed, right?  You're supposed to block them out and assume this is the followup to the original.   
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Re: The New Halloween Movie
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2018, 09:06:55 AM »
You do know that the entire premise of this entry in the pantheon is that none of the sequels existed, right?  You're supposed to block them out and assume this is the followup to the original. 
Totally aware of that. Was stating that this would work better if those sequels didn't actually exists or had never been seen. I've seen them all so even if you tell me it doesn't exist, it's hard to forget them. Kind of like vacated wins.
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« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2018, 09:35:52 AM »
Totally aware of that. Was stating that this would work better if those sequels didn't actually exists or had never been seen. I've seen them all so even if you tell me it doesn't exist, it's hard to forget them. Kind of like vacated wins.
Yeah.  You can't unring the bell. 
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« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2018, 10:10:21 AM »
Yeah.  You can't unring the bell.
Auburn is doing a good job of that. 











(fyi our motto this year was "ring the bell" if you didn't know)
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« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2018, 10:23:01 AM »
Auburn is doing a good job of that. 











(fyi our motto this year was "ring the bell" if you didn't know)
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« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2018, 10:28:05 AM »
Auburn is doing a good job of that. 











(fyi our motto this year was "ring the bell" if you didn't know)


This is what happens when the bell rings near Gus.



ding ding motherfucker



Featuring Jeremy Pruitt as Hector Salamancha
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« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2018, 11:07:06 AM »
They Mrs has never seen the original so this is going play well for her.  
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Re: The New Halloween Movie
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2018, 07:10:13 AM »
Saw it again to confirm thoughts. Yep, disappointing. This movie insists nothing past the first one happened to then proceeds to repeat something from ALL of those sequels. (Yes, there's something from II, III - which has nothing to do with Michael Myers, 4, 5, 6, 6 - the Producers Cut, half of this is H20 20 years later, Resurrection, and both Rob Zombie abortions.) That adds up to well-financed fan fictions. It's made nearly $100 million so there will be more, but this one falls somewhere in the bottom half of the series.
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