Say it isn't So - UT THREAD

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #20 on:** October 13, 2018, 03:56:42 PM »

Quote from: The Six on October 13, 2018, 03:54:20 PM

If we lose to Ole Miss, we donâ€™t make a bowl game.

Let that soak in real good.

Doesn't have to. I told myself if we lose to UT we don't make a bowl game.

oldautiger · « **Reply #21 on:** October 13, 2018, 04:05:39 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on October 13, 2018, 03:56:42 PM

Doesn't have to. I told myself if we lose to UT we don't make a bowl game.

Sure we will we can qualify to go to the Toilet Bowl against an unnamed team of Nuns

The Prowler · « **Reply #22 on:** October 13, 2018, 04:12:43 PM »

Quote from: oldautiger on October 13, 2018, 04:05:39 PM

Sure we will we can qualify to go to the Toilet Bowl against an unnamed team of Nuns

Which will then beat us like a bunch of sinners.

The Prowler · « **Reply #23 on:** October 13, 2018, 04:37:21 PM »

Malzahn called timeout, because they couldn't get the play in quick enough. After the timeout, the offensive geniuses decided that the best play to run was a DIVE...similar to the dive plays that hardly worked against the Mighty Alabama State defense.

Kaos · « **Reply #24 on:** October 13, 2018, 04:56:40 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on October 13, 2018, 04:37:21 PM

Malzahn called timeout, because they couldn't get the play in quick enough. After the timeout, the offensive geniuses decided that the best play to run was a DIVE...similar to the dive plays that hardly worked against the Mighty Alabama State defense.

Thatâ€™s kind of like noticing that the hubcaps on the garbage trucks didnâ€™t match.

Yeah. It sucked. But garbage truck, duh.

The Prowler · « **Reply #25 on:** October 13, 2018, 05:34:42 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on October 13, 2018, 04:56:40 PM

Thatâ€™s kind of like noticing that the hubcaps on the garbage trucks didnâ€™t match.

Yeah. It sucked. But garbage truck, duh.

Atleast the garbage truck has a purpose, this offensive doesn't even have that.

Kaos · « **Reply #26 on:** October 13, 2018, 06:47:59 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on October 13, 2018, 05:34:42 PM

Atleast the garbage truck has a purpose, this offensive doesn't even have that.

Itâ€™s making me quit.

chityeah · « **Reply #27 on:** October 13, 2018, 07:19:59 PM »

Anyone got Al Borges number? With this talent( minus OL)he would run circles around most.

jmar · « **Reply #28 on:** October 13, 2018, 07:29:15 PM »

Quote from: chityeah on October 13, 2018, 07:19:59 PM

Anyone got Al Borges number? With this talent( minus OL)he would run circles around most.

Al would get the ball away quickly for sure and work around the handicap up front, lure defenders in while creating vulnerable areas to attack.

Yeah he's not coming!

djsimp · « **Reply #29 on:** October 13, 2018, 09:33:59 PM »

From the mouths of youngsters.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2114949991861944&id=100000408928056

GH2001 · « **Reply #30 on:** October 14, 2018, 08:23:16 AM »

Quote from: oldautiger on October 13, 2018, 03:00:08 PM

Sports fans I believe weâ€™ve won our only SEC game thanks to Arkansas.

Saddest part of this?

We wouldnt beat Arkansas today. Not even close. They are starting to look like an actual football team.

GH2001 · « **Reply #31 on:** October 14, 2018, 08:25:46 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on October 13, 2018, 04:37:21 PM

Malzahn called timeout, because they couldn't get the play in quick enough. After the timeout, the offensive geniuses decided that the best play to run was a DIVE...similar to the dive plays that hardly worked against the Mighty Alabama State defense.

The timeout being needed coming off the sideline. For the first play of the series. After being on the sideline for 8-10 mins. I dont get it.

chityeah · « **Reply #32 on:** October 14, 2018, 11:30:46 PM »

Worked through the game. Saw the score. Drank mass quantities of Crown with dcp. Not sure what hangover is worst.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #33 on:** October 15, 2018, 08:47:07 AM »

Quote from: The Six on October 13, 2018, 03:54:20 PM

If we lose to Ole Miss, we donâ€™t make a bowl game.

Let that soak in real good.

What do you mean, if? It's going to be a fucking blowout.

Kaos · « **Reply #34 on:** October 15, 2018, 08:51:59 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 15, 2018, 08:47:07 AM

What do you mean, if? It's going to be a fucking blowout.

We are not going to practice Sunday.
We are going to watch film.
We are going to fix this. Get better.
We feel good about the direction we're going.

GH2001 · « **Reply #35 on:** October 15, 2018, 08:55:24 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on October 15, 2018, 08:51:59 AM

We are not going to practice Sunday.
We are going to watch film.
We are going to fix this. Get better.
We feel good about the direction we're going.

Itâ€™s like the twilight zone listening to him, chip and Stidham talk. Like, theyâ€™re oblivious to everything.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #36 on:** October 15, 2018, 09:03:18 AM »

Of course Gus feels good about the direction he's going. He's headed straight to Compass Bank to make sure his last check cleared.

Godfather · « **Reply #37 on:** October 15, 2018, 09:14:44 AM »

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Buzz Killington · « **Reply #38 on:** October 15, 2018, 09:23:10 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on October 15, 2018, 09:14:44 AM

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Kaos · « **Reply #39 on:** October 15, 2018, 09:48:51 AM »

Things to think about:

Tennessee had not won a road SEC game since 2007

This is the second time in four years AU started the year ranked in the Top Ten and will likely finish unranked.