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Week 7 Minutes In Heaven Predictions

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Week 7 Minutes In Heaven Predictions
« on: October 11, 2018, 02:41:06 PM »
Auburn vs. Tennessee
Scenario 1: Auburn starts fast, angry, and takes out weeks of frustration on a decent but not good Tennessee defense and the Vols offense struggles to answer.
Auburn 34, Tennessee 10

Scenario 2: Tennessee hasn't scored a 1st Quarter TD all year and Auburn starts slow too. They both continue this trend, the crowd is dead, Auburn turns the ball over and this thing remains too close for too long. The defense gets worn out and Tennessee finds just enough to get by, scoring a major upset.
Tennessee 16, Auburn 13.

Penn State 34, Michigan State 16
Sparty has played like ass all year and that ain't gonna change this week. Penn State's defense is improving and their offense is a problem for the concrete-footed bunch in East Lansing.

Georgia 31, LSU 14
LSU's offense got exposed last week and Georgia (fudge Georgia) has the offense to exploit their defense. I expect the Dawgs to show up ready to do damage on a wounded bunch of cajun cats.

Michigan 17, Wisconsin 14
Khaki pants has a team that doesn't get out of its own way much and they haven't found a groove to scoring points yet. Good thing is they have a defense and are facing a one-dimensional mess of Badgers.

Notre Dame 23, Pitt 20
The more mediocre Pitt is, the more likely they are to cause hell for some ranked team. (I'm not going to link it but SB Nation posted about this earlier today.) Domers are pretenders but I don't think the Panthers can do enough to complete the challenge.

UPSET SPECIAL
Iowa State 27, West Virginia 24
Grier turns the ball over late that seals WVU's fate in some way. He's got huge numbers but he turns the ball over a lot, too. It catches up to the couch burners this weekend in the middle of damn nowhere.



« Last Edit: October 11, 2018, 03:53:07 PM by The Six »
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Re: Week 7 Minutes In Heaven Predictions
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2018, 02:49:32 PM »
Scenario 2: Tennessee hasn't scored a 1st Quarter TD all year and Auburn starts slow too. They both continue this trend, the crowd is dead, Auburn turns the ball over and thsi thing remains too close for too long. The defense gets worn out and Tennessee finds just enough to get by, scoring a major upset.
Tennessee 16, Auburn 13.
GF, if this happens, and you rush the field to kick Gus's ass, I got your bail money covered.
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Re: Week 7 Minutes In Heaven Predictions
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2018, 03:28:39 PM »
A loss to Tennessee was the end of Doug Barfield.  

Welcome, Pat Dye.  
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Re: Week 7 Minutes In Heaven Predictions
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2018, 08:35:42 PM »
We have an early kickoff too. Crowd being dead is likely. 
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Re: Week 7 Minutes In Heaven Predictions
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2018, 01:06:50 AM »
We have an early kickoff too. Crowd being dead is likely.
I love getting shoved into the traditional Ole Miss v. Vandy timeslots.  
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Re: Week 7 Minutes In Heaven Predictions
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2018, 09:08:00 AM »
I predict that I won't watch a minute of foosball this weekend.
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Re: Week 7 Minutes In Heaven Predictions
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2018, 09:29:41 AM »
I predict that I won't watch a minute of foosball this weekend.
Gonna grope some old ladies are you?
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Re: Week 7 Minutes In Heaven Predictions
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2018, 10:07:55 AM »
I love getting shoved into the traditional Ole Miss v. Vandy timeslots. 
JP and the 3 Daves.

Good times.
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Re: Week 7 Minutes In Heaven Predictions
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2018, 10:15:28 AM »
Gonna grope some old ladies are you?
:drool:
I didn't know he was in the running to replace Ginsburg.  
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Re: Week 7 Minutes In Heaven Predictions
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2018, 10:53:35 AM »
I didn't know he was in the running to replace Ginsburg. 
I cannot confirm or deny
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Re: Week 7 Minutes In Heaven Predictions
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2018, 12:52:32 PM »
I cannot confirm or deny
I got three women from your high school that say when they were 14, you were free and easy with the Boone’s farm back then. The rest is just a blur...
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Week 7 Minutes In Heaven Predictions
« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2018, 01:38:10 PM »
I got three women from your high school that say when they were 14, you were free and easy with the Boone’s farm back then. The rest is just a blur...
I’ll show you my calendar. I kept it. 
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Re: Week 7 Minutes In Heaven Predictions
« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2018, 02:30:41 PM »
I got three women from your high school that say when they were 14, you were free and easy with the Boone’s farm back then. The rest is just a blur...
Totally false.  I never drank Boone's Farm in high school.  Well, maybe that one time.
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Re: Week 7 Minutes In Heaven Predictions
« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2018, 03:10:08 PM »
Totally false.  I never drank Boone's Farm in high school.  Well, maybe that one time.
Then you had Cold Duck instead. It doesn't matter you're guilty and you're a dangerous man. 
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Re: Week 7 Minutes In Heaven Predictions
« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2018, 01:11:11 AM »
Totally false.  I never drank Boone's Farm in high school.  Well, maybe that one time.
None of us ever drank Boone’s farm but we made sure a bottle was available.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Week 7 Minutes In Heaven Predictions
« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2018, 07:29:11 AM »
None of us ever drank Boone’s farm but we made sure a bottle was available.
Duh...it was all but required etiquette according to Emily Post.
Gentleman (loose ref.) with PBR should provide one screw cap bottle of alcohol infused fruit flavored product for ladie(s). Dinner and movie optional.
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