Week Six Prediction Fix

[The Six]

Let's see what you got. I don't have energy for any fun names this week. I just want the offense to suck less.

Oklahoma 30, Texas 26
- Texas plays these guys close when they shouldn't. More of the same. Will be nice to see the Okies get punched in the nads and have to respond for once.

Alabama 56, Arkansas 7
- Stands will be half empty at halftime and Saban will be pissed. Tua's Heisman resume continues to be built on playing one half against garbage opponents. If he played for Hawai'i, no one would care.

LSU 17, Florida 13
- Ugly, neanderthal-ish football here.

Clemson 34, Wake Forest 13
- Flowing locks whips the hell out of some smart kids.

Miami 24, FSU 13
- Both teams suck. FSU sucks more.

TAMU 21, Kentucky 20
- TAMU lost to two teams I don't think Kentucky can beat. Add in the road trip and this is the game the Blue Fakes go down.

Georgia 34, Vanderbilt 17
- Dawgs play with their smart food.

Notre Dame 27, Va Tech 20
- Unless the Frank Beamer statue can play defense or QB, Domers should get by the Hokies.

Auburn 13, Miss St 10
- I wish I had more confidence but I figure Gus will do what he does (coach tight, jam square pegs into round walls, etc.) and the defense will do what they do. Those damn cowbells are going to induce a migraine.

[Godfather]

Let's see what you got. I don't have energy for any fun names this week. I just want the offense to suck less.


Auburn 13, Miss St 10
- I wish I had more confidence but I figure Gus will do what he does (coach tight, jam square pegs into round walls, etc.) and the defense will do what they do. Those damn cowbells are going to induce a migraine.

I think you are pretty damn close on the 13 but I think our defense holds them to two FG's  AU13 - MSU 6

[CCTAU]

I think you are pretty damn close on the 13 but I think our defense holds them to two FG's  AU13 - MSU 6

At this point, I'll take a last second win. My confidence level is lower than my warn meter!

[Snaggletiger]

Let's see what you got. I don't have energy for any fun names this week. I just want the offense to suck less.

Oklahoma 30, Texas 26
- Texas plays these guys close when they shouldn't. More of the same. Will be nice to see the Okies get punched in the nads and have to respond for once.

Alabama 56, Arkansas 7
- Stands will be half empty at halftime and Saban will be pissed. Tua's Heisman resume continues to be built on playing one half against garbage opponents. If he played for Hawai'i, no one would care.

LSU 17, Florida 13
- Ugly, neanderthal-ish football here.

Clemson 34, Wake Forest 13
- Flowing locks whips the hell out of some smart kids.

Miami 24, FSU 13
- Both teams suck. FSU sucks more.

TAMU 21, Kentucky 20
- TAMU lost to two teams I don't think Kentucky can beat. Add in the road trip and this is the game the Blue Fakes go down.

Georgia 34, Vanderbilt 17
- Dawgs play with their smart food.

Notre Dame 27, Va Tech 20
- Unless the Frank Beamer statue can play defense or QB, Domers should get by the Hokies.

Auburn 13, Miss St 10
- I wish I had more confidence but I figure Gus will do what he does (coach tight, jam square pegs into round walls, etc.) and the defense will do what they do. Those damn cowbells are going to induce a migraine.

They had to go to overtime last week to beat Army.  That's why I'm going Longhorns 35 and Boomer Sooner 24.

Other than that, I pretty much agree right down the line.

[chinook]

They had to go to overtime last week to beat Army.  That's why I'm going Longhorns 35 and Boomer Sooner 24.

Other than that, I pretty much agree right down the line.

democrat.  schumer nob slobber.

[Snaggletiger]

democrat.  schumer nob slobber.

Amy Schumer has a dick?

[jmar]

At this point, I'll take a last second win. My confidence level is lower than my warn meter!

Yeah I agree. Just want to see a confident QB throwing darts in the short/mid range with some timely sweeps sprinkled in but who am I kidding? We throw bombs and flanker screens with 25 time filling dive plays.

Offense struggles on and barely escapes the Bullies.
Post game message will be that we are seeing improvement.

[The Six]

They had to go to overtime last week to beat Army.  That's why I'm going Longhorns 35 and Boomer Sooner 24.

Other than that, I pretty much agree right down the line.

Army held the ball for over 40 mins. The few mins. Oklahoma had the ball, they scored with relative ease. (Save for the goalline stand by Army to force OT.) Unless Texas has installed the wishbone again, they can't control the clock like that.

[GH2001]

Army held the ball for over 40 mins. The few mins. Oklahoma had the ball, they scored with relative ease. (Save for the goalline stand by Army to force OT.) Unless Texas has installed the wishbone again, they can't control the clock like that.

Same reason LSU was throttled by Troy and beat Auburn last year. Hard to find logical patterns week to week in Cfb. Other than the tahhhggd. 

[jmar]

Same reason LSU was throttled by Troy and beat Auburn last year. Hard to find logical patterns week to week in Cfb. Other than the tahhhggd.

...Tua ing right along

[The Six]

...Tua ing right along

I hate that Polynesian mother fucker 

[CCTAU]

Yeah I agree. Just want to see a confident QB throwing darts in the short/mid range with some timely sweeps sprinkled...

So you will be watching MSU's offense?

[Kaos]

I don't know 3
I don't care 2
Apathy 7

[Snaggletiger]

My prediction is that tomorrow, I will whip up the most awesomest and greatly yuge pot of jambalaya.

The last 2 weekends, I have said Nay Nay to 90 plus degree weather on the Planes.  The first week involved my world famous...well, famous on Whispering Oaks Drive...Baby Back Ribs.  Last week, in lieu of braving the Southern Miss debacle, I opted for family over for filet mignon.  Tomorrow, I have a killer Jambalaya recipe that is sure to light err'body up for MSU. 

My prediction?  Good food, good spirits, great family and friends and an Auburn victory. Well, maybe I get 3 out of 4.

[chityeah]

No football for me today. Singer Songwriters festival on the beach. Relax and enjoy the day.

[CCTAU]

My prediction is that tomorrow, I will whip up the most awesomest and greatly yuge pot of jambalaya.

The last 2 weekends, I have said Nay Nay to 90 plus degree weather on the Planes.  The first week involved my world famous...well, famous on Whispering Oaks Drive...Baby Back Ribs.  Last week, in lieu of braving the Southern Miss debacle, I opted for family over for filet mignon.  Tomorrow, I have a killer Jambalaya recipe that is sure to light err'body up for MSU.

My prediction?  Good food, good spirits, great family and friends and an Auburn victory. Well, maybe I get 3 out of 4.

You claim to be a great preparer of food, and yet you show up to the game with only a liquid diet?

[CCTAU]

Are you drunk already? There’s a game thread!