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Dear Mr. Bryant

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Dear Mr. Bryant
« on: September 26, 2018, 11:47:52 AM »
Hello Mr. Bryant - 
Do you remember me?  

I hear you are unhappy at Clempson and may wish to transfer to another college.   

I have always loved you. I loved you in 2014 when you didn't really give me a chance.  I love you now. I will be more than happy to open my home and my heart to you.  

Please call me.  Remember Nick Marshall or Cam Newton?  We can make that same kind of magic together. 

I love you.  Call me. 

Your friend,
Gustavo Malzahn
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Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2018, 11:48:54 AM »
If he didn't get kicked out of school for stealing something, I'm not sure we want him.
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Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2018, 11:49:02 AM »
Hey Bitch, there's already a thread about this topic.  Quit starting new threads to make yourself feel important.

Mods, can you merge this shit? 
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Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2018, 11:51:43 AM »
Hey Bitch, there's already a thread about this topic.  Quit starting new threads to make yourself feel important.

Mods, can you merge this shit?
My thread is funnier.  
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Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2018, 11:53:01 AM »
My thread is funnier. 
Come on man.  Don't be stealing what little bit of self esteem Snags has.
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Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2018, 11:54:25 AM »
Come on man.  Don't be stealing what little bit of self esteem Snags has.
Two different philosophies.  

I'm comedy. 
He's facts and shit. 
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Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2018, 11:56:59 AM »
I'm sensing hurtful words here.
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Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2018, 12:03:36 PM »
The Arky fans are starting to convince themselves that they are the logical destination for Bryant (given the Morris/Dabo connection.)

Can we continue to crush their dreams by stealing their precious, ie- Tubs, Ziemba, Dyer, Malzahn, etc. ?
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2018, 12:22:44 PM »
The Arky fans are starting to convince themselves that they are the logical destination for Bryant (given the Morris/Dabo connection.)

Can we continue to crush their dreams by stealing their precious, ie- Tubs, Ziemba, Dyer, Malzahn, etc. ?
I'm throwing a false start flag on this post.
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Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2018, 12:26:02 PM »
The Arky fans are starting to convince themselves that they are the logical destination for Bryant (given the Morris/Dabo connection.)

Can we continue to crush their dreams by stealing their precious, ie- Tubs, Ziemba, Dyer, Malzahn, etc. ?
I don't see it.  

Could be wrong. 
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Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2018, 03:06:35 PM »
I do not want him.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2018, 04:55:12 PM »
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Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2018, 05:12:18 PM »
Let's see here.  Kelly Bryant is 6'4" 220.  His 2017 stats were:

Passing:  262-398 2,802 yds.  66%  13 TD's and 8 INT's

Rushing:  192 attempts for 665 yards and 11 TD's


His stats so far in 2018:

Passing:  33-53  456 yds  66% 2 TD's and 0 INT's

Rushing:  13 attempts for 144 yards and 2 TD's.

He led Clemson to the playoffs.


Yeah, I'd rather have Malik Willis too.
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Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2018, 05:13:41 PM »
But, Bryant will be going somewhere he can take the helm right away.  He ain't coming to AU.
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Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2018, 05:38:58 PM »
But, Bryant will be going somewhere he can take the helm right away.  He ain't coming to AU.
He can’t play until next year. Who in the hell would beat him out?
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Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2018, 05:42:37 PM »
He can’t play until next year. Who in the hell would beat him out?
Jarrett has another year.  He's going to make great strides under Gus' watchful eye.  Leaps and bounds, I tell ya'. 
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Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2018, 05:43:56 PM »
But, Bryant will be going somewhere he can take the helm right away.  He ain't coming to AU.
Dayum we have Malik Willis?
Can't wait till Gus puts him in position to be successful like the rest of the boys. WDE!
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Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2018, 05:49:14 PM »
Tua can thread a straw with a football.

Suck it Awbies!
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Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2018, 07:48:56 PM »
Let's see here.  Kelly Bryant is 6'4" 220.  His 2017 stats were:

Passing:  262-398 2,802 yds.  66%  13 TD's and 8 INT's

Rushing:  192 attempts for 665 yards and 11 TD's


His stats so far in 2018:

Passing:  33-53  456 yds  66% 2 TD's and 0 INT's

Rushing:  13 attempts for 144 yards and 2 TD's.

He led Clemson to the playoffs.


Yeah, I'd rather have Malik Willis too.
He speaks for all of us 
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Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2018, 07:49:55 PM »
Jarrett has another year.  He's going to make great strides under Gus' watchful eye.  Leaps and bounds, I tell ya'.
Is jarret gonna leap?

if he don’t can Bryant not beat him out?
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