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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
« on: April 20, 2016, 02:42:04 PM »
If you're not watching this, then shame on you.  Rapid fire jokes (Tina Fey is a producer/creator) and great characters.


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Re: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2016, 04:02:15 PM »
They alive dammit
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Re: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2018, 11:50:20 AM »
Fred Armisen plays Bobby Durst in this show.

I am probably the last person on earth to have seen the Jinx on HBO.

Turns our Armisen's sign-off ("Ok. Bye-bye.") is a spot on Durst impersonation.
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Re: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2018, 06:47:40 PM »
Now canceled.  
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Re: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2018, 02:38:39 PM »
Now canceled. 
Love the chick that plays her. At least I still have the sonic commercials. 
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Re: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2018, 03:05:26 PM »
Love the chick that plays her. At least I still have the sonic commercials.
Sonic commercials or no, I would Kavanaugh her.  
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Re: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2018, 03:06:26 PM »
Now canceled. 
So she DID break!
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Re: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2018, 10:13:21 PM »
Not gonna lie. I'd take a shot at breaking her. 
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Re: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2018, 08:04:34 AM »
Sonic commercials or no, I would Kavanaugh her. 
What?  Not touch her?
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Re: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2018, 10:14:44 AM »
What?  Not touch her?
Look at her and drink till you black out?
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Re: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2018, 11:18:37 AM »
Look at her and drink till you black out?
Not ever be in the same room with her and later stand by a door in a fraternity house with another guy holding a red solo cup. 
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« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2018, 11:32:57 AM »
Not ever be in the same room with her and later stand by a door in a fraternity house with another guy holding a red solo cup.
Clearly a rapist.
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« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2018, 12:17:31 PM »
Not ever be in the same room with her and later stand by a door in a fraternity house with another guy holding a red solo cup.
Actually I think it was bumping into her while drunk and getting her pregnant with twins!
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2018, 12:26:38 PM »
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