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Pre-Dick-Shunz Week D

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Pre-Dick-Shunz Week D
« on: September 20, 2018, 02:28:05 PM »
Another Blow Job:  28

Stoops There It Is:  27


I actually thought Florida and Tenn were playing last weekend but they had the week off.  Don't recall or care what my prediction was, so:

Jeremy Is A Saban Disciple So He's Our Savior:  17

I Can't Believe We Lost To Kentucky:  20


Tua Quarterbacks Will Play:  38

Let's Build A Bonfire:  14


All They Players Is Leavin'.  Whutchu Thank, Paaawwl:  45

Anyone Still Have Bert's Number?:  14



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Re: Pre-Dick-Shunz Week D
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2018, 02:40:59 PM »
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shunz Week D
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2018, 02:43:12 PM »
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What teams are those?  You're not very good at this.
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shunz Week D
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2018, 02:48:37 PM »
What teams are those?  You're not very good at this.
team i'm going to put a shovel to your face  23

team i'm going to cut a bitch -3
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shunz Week D
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2018, 02:57:12 PM »
team i'm going to put a shovel to your face  23

team i'm going to cut a bitch -3
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Re: Pre-richard-Shunz Week D
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2018, 03:13:26 PM »
Whadda we want?  31
Basketball   27

Craig's friend  13
We were good in the 90s  24

Sponsored by Mercedes   eleventy billion
The Librarian   10

Jong-un would have been better   45
Stop the fake return!   28
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Re: Pre-richard-Shunz Week D
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2018, 03:23:40 PM »
Who cares 21

Who gives a damn 17
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shunz Week D
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2018, 03:54:24 PM »
When does basketball season start?  85%
Who are we playing this week?  8%
Is it sunny outside?  6%
When do Hallmark Christmas movies start? 1%
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shunz Week D
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2018, 03:58:09 PM »
When does basketball season start?  85%
Who are we playing this week?  8%
Is it sunny outside?  6%
When do Hallmark Christmas movies start? 1%
You're crazy.  That's a much higher percentage.
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shunz Week D
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2018, 04:04:52 PM »
You're crazy.  That's a much higher percentage.
I don't know. They had a week in July where they played all the old ones. You know how I know, my DVR suddenly filled up!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Pre-Dick-Shunz Week D
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2018, 04:11:12 PM »
You're crazy.  That's a much higher percentage.
I didn't want to out myself. 
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shunz Week D
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2018, 04:25:57 PM »
I didn't want to out myself.
If you did a movie review on every one of them, they'd all read exactly the same.  I always look for the old, white bearded man who is wise beyond his years and tell my wife he's going to turn out to be Santa.  She looks at me every time with that, "Great observation, dumb ass" look. 
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shunz Week D
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2018, 04:52:10 PM »
If you did a movie review on every one of them, they'd all read exactly the same.  I always look for the old, white bearded man who is wise beyond his years and tell my wife he's going to turn out to be Santa.  She looks at me every time with that, "Great observation, dumb ass" look.
I always tell my wife, "He's gonna do this. she's gonna do that. And then this will happen". It does and i look over and say, "I could write this shit"!
I get the same look! EVERY TIME!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Pre-richard-Shunz Week D
« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2018, 05:01:12 PM »
Gus's House of Quarterback Screwballery- 52
Chad's House of Fail - 10

Don't Ask, Don't Tell - 49
Jimbo Scrimps - 17

Urban's Ex - 6
Fulmer's Ex - 3

West Coast Notre Dame - 20
They're just so fast - 14

Demon's of the Carolina Variety - 23
Actual Notre Dame - 22

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Re: Pre-Dick-Shunz Week D
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2018, 05:52:59 PM »
Auburn 3
Arkansas 2
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shunz Week D
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2018, 05:55:30 PM »
If you did a movie review on every one of them, they'd all read exactly the same.  I always look for the old, white bearded man who is wise beyond his years and tell my wife he's going to turn out to be Santa.  She looks at me every time with that, "Great observation, dumb ass" look.
Here's what I really want to write and produce..... 

A Christmas List (or prince, or royal Christmas or...) Five Years Later 

The unassuming boyfriend left grasping at straws because he cares about his job and supporting the family he hopes to build runs across the flighty flit who left him and ditched her career for somebody she'd known a whopping three days.  

She's broke. She's divorced because she didn't know the guy at all and found out that the glow of the Christmas dick fades with the melting snow. (Or in the case of the royal ones, they never make it to the altar because the regal family gets tired of her shit). On top of that the cupcake (flower, cookie, coffee) shop they were doing together failed bigger than hell.  She's got a kid and is trying to make it on the alimony. She's scrambling to get her career back.  

And the ex?  New hotter gal, nice place, good job.  And he does not give the least little shit about her. 
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shunz Week D
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2018, 10:02:29 PM »
Here's what I really want to write and produce.....

A Christmas List (or prince, or royal Christmas or...) Five Years Later

The unassuming boyfriend left grasping at straws because he cares about his job and supporting the family he hopes to build runs across the flighty flit who left him and ditched her career for somebody she'd known a whopping three days. 

She's broke. She's divorced because she didn't know the guy at all and found out that the glow of the Christmas dick fades with the melting snow. (Or in the case of the royal ones, they never make it to the altar because the regal family gets tired of her shit). On top of that the cupcake (flower, cookie, coffee) shop they were doing together failed bigger than hell.  She's got a kid and is trying to make it on the alimony. She's scrambling to get her career back. 

And the ex?  New hotter gal, nice place, good job.  And he does not give the least little shit about her.
With this as the background music.


I'm somewhere on a beach
Sipping something strong
Got a new girl, she got it going on
We drink all day, and party all night
I'm way too gone to have you on my mind
She got a body and she's naughty
And she got me like you ain't never got me
I'm getting sun, getting some, and I ain't slept in a week
Yeah, I'm somewhere on a beach
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shunz Week D
« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2018, 09:33:36 AM »
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Re: Pre-richard-Shunz Week D
« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2018, 10:22:56 AM »
When does basketball season start?  85%
Who are we playing this week?  8%
Is it sunny outside?  6%
When do Hallmark Christmas movies start? 1%
https://www.onecountry.com/pop-culture/hallmark-channel-christmas-movies/
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Re: Pre-richard-Shunz Week D
« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2018, 10:29:23 AM »
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