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Re: Cavanaugh "assault"
« Reply #280 on: October 04, 2018, 02:30:47 PM »
Quote from: The Prowler on October 04, 2018, 02:26:50 PM
Again, which line did I steal?

I said...
You're (a) disgrace to all living things. Every second you breathe, you've taken oxygen away from something that deserves it more than you.
Sadly, he even underlined it for you. Your free gubment education failed you.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Cavanaugh "assault"
« Reply #281 on: October 04, 2018, 02:31:09 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 04, 2018, 10:28:58 AM
Agreed on all except that.  I did vote for the man, but more because there was no way in hell I would ever support the most corrupt politician in history.

Yep. With you and jarhead. 

Im full on maga now. Because his election has simply shown who the enemy is and how evil they are. So yeah, maga.....bitch. 

Plus he’s done a pretty good fukkin job. 
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Re: Cavanaugh "assault"
« Reply #282 on: October 04, 2018, 02:32:51 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 04, 2018, 10:50:14 AM
He has to wait to hear the answer from Samantha Bee or Stephen Colbert...he'll get back to you later.

John Oliver. Get it right. 
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Re: Cavanaugh "assault"
« Reply #283 on: October 04, 2018, 02:34:14 PM »
Protestor to Lindsey Graham - “If he would [take] a polygraph, this would all be over Senator Graham.”

GRAHAM: “Why don’t we dunk him in water and see if he floats.”


I'm really digging what folks are calling Graham 2.0

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Re: Cavanaugh "assault"
« Reply #284 on: October 04, 2018, 04:46:22 PM »
Quote from: The Prowler on October 04, 2018, 02:26:50 PM
Again, which line did I steal?

I said...
You're (a) disgrace to all living things. Every second you breathe, you've taken oxygen away from something that deserves it more than you.
The one that was underlined, you ignant fuck.  
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Re: Cavanaugh "assault"
« Reply #285 on: October 04, 2018, 04:52:46 PM »
Quote from: The Prowler on October 04, 2018, 02:26:50 PM
Again, which line did I steal?

I said...
You're (a) disgrace to all living things. Every second you breathe, you've taken oxygen away from something that deserves it more than you.
Have you had any time to consider why the democratic senate didn’t disclose a sex assault allegation to a law enforcement agency for 2 months and try to attain justice for the lady?  Any idea why they didn’t pursue a criminal investigation immediately like 99% of all sex crimes?
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Re: Cavanaugh "assault"
« Reply #286 on: October 04, 2018, 05:09:48 PM »
Quote from: Token on October 04, 2018, 04:52:46 PM
Have you had any time to consider why the democratic senate didn’t disclose a sex assault allegation to a law enforcement agency for 2 months and try to attain justice for the lady?  Any idea why they didn’t pursue a criminal investigation immediately like 99% of all sex crimes?
:crickets:
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Re: Cavanaugh "assault"
« Reply #287 on: October 04, 2018, 05:26:51 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on October 04, 2018, 02:30:47 PM
Sadly, he even underlined it for you. Your free gubment education failed you.
Quote from: Kaos on October 04, 2018, 04:46:22 PM
The one that was underlined, you ignant fuck. 
Sadly...stupid, fucking morons like these two are allowed to vote. Smh.

I didn't "steal a line". Now if Kaos would've said that it was similar to what he said earlier, then yes, that would be correct. But, my statement didn't have his line, sorry...try harder next time.
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Re: Cavanaugh "assault"
« Reply #288 on: October 04, 2018, 05:29:35 PM »
Quote from: The Prowler on October 04, 2018, 05:26:51 PM
Sadly...stupid, fucking morons like these two are allowed to vote. Smh.

I didn't "steal a line". Now if Kaos would've said that it was similar to what he said earlier, then yes, that would be correct. But, my statement didn't have his line, sorry...try harder next time.
You must be one blissful motherfucker. 
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Re: Cavanaugh "assault"
« Reply #289 on: October 04, 2018, 05:51:47 PM »
You guys realize that if you just asked sensible fucking questions, he wouldn't post because he couldn't answer. But you start calling him names and it gives him a reason to "your mama" you...
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Re: Cavanaugh "assault"
« Reply #290 on: October 04, 2018, 06:05:06 PM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on October 04, 2018, 05:51:47 PM
You guys realize that if you just asked sensible fucking questions, he wouldn't post because he couldn't answer. But you start calling him names and it gives him a reason to "your mama" you...
It's not "you guys."  It's really just me.  

But.........What else am I going to do all day? 
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Re: Cavanaugh "assault"
« Reply #291 on: October 04, 2018, 07:51:14 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on October 04, 2018, 06:05:06 PM
It's not "you guys."  It's really just me. 

But.........What else am I going to do all day?
Prank call Jay Jacobs at the UF Athletics Compound?
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Re: Cavanaugh "assault"
« Reply #292 on: October 04, 2018, 10:49:26 PM »
Quote from: The Six on October 04, 2018, 07:51:14 PM
Prank call Jay Jacobs at the UF Athletics Compound?
*69 foiled that plan. 
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Re: Cavanaugh "assault"
« Reply #293 on: October 04, 2018, 11:27:06 PM »
Quote from: Token on October 04, 2018, 04:52:46 PM
Have you had any time to consider why the democratic senate didn’t disclose a sex assault allegation to a law enforcement agency for 2 months and try to attain justice for the lady?  Any idea why they didn’t pursue a criminal investigation immediately like 99% of all sex crimes?
Bump for Prowler
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Re: Cavanaugh "assault"
« Reply #294 on: October 05, 2018, 10:01:40 AM »
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Re: Cavanaugh "assault"
« Reply #295 on: October 05, 2018, 11:09:00 AM »
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Re: Cavanaugh "assault"
« Reply #296 on: October 05, 2018, 11:47:24 AM »
Quote from: The Six on October 04, 2018, 07:51:14 PM
Prank call Jay Jacobs at the UF Athletics Compound?
Hey Jay...is your refrigerator running?

Jay: Yes it is

YOU SUCK YOU FAT LOOKING DYKE, THANKS FOR RUINING AUBURN.   HAHAHAHAHa
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Re: Cavanaugh "assault"
« Reply #297 on: October 05, 2018, 11:48:33 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on October 05, 2018, 11:47:24 AM
Hey Jay...is your refrigerator running?

Jay: Yes it is

YOU SUCK YOU FAT LOOKING DYKE, THANKS FOR RUINING AUBURN.  HAHAHAHAHa
We really need a thumbs down feature...
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Cavanaugh "assault"
« Reply #298 on: October 05, 2018, 11:50:15 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on October 05, 2018, 11:48:33 AM
We really need a thumbs down feature...

mine works.

did you clear your browser?  dump the cookies?  reboot?  log off, then back in?

should work. 
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Re: Cavanaugh "assault"
« Reply #299 on: October 05, 2018, 11:50:45 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on October 05, 2018, 11:47:24 AM
Hey Jay...is your refrigerator running?

Jay: Yes it is

YOU SUCK YOU FAT LOOKING DYKE, THANKS FOR RUINING AUBURN.  HAHAHAHAHa
Hey Jay...Knock Knock

Who's there?

Go fuck yourself
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