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JDHog · « **on:** October 07, 2008, 02:11:52 PM »

Has anybody seen Fred Talley?

This Saturday might be the ugliest game we will ever see in our lifetimes. May God have mercy on our souls.

Godfather · « **Reply #1 on:** October 07, 2008, 02:15:59 PM »

Quote from: JDHog on October 07, 2008, 02:11:52 PM

Has anybody seen Fred Talley?

This Saturday might be the ugliest game we will ever see in our lifetimes. May God have mercy on our souls.

My prediction the game ends 0-0 because the fans leave the game due to the smell on the field.

Jumbo · « **Reply #2 on:** October 07, 2008, 02:17:54 PM »

Quote from: JDHog on October 07, 2008, 02:11:52 PM

Has anybody seen Fred Talley?

This Saturday might be the ugliest game we will ever see in our lifetimes. May God have mercy on our souls.

I heard he was at 31 flavors last night.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #3 on:** October 07, 2008, 02:32:26 PM »

What say we all meet in the parking lot DURING the game, Auburn and Arky fans alike. We can drink copious amounts of beer and other alcoholic beverages and eat various and sundry tailgating foods. We can talk about which team sucks more and the women we'd like to have sex with.

JDHog · « **Reply #4 on:** October 07, 2008, 02:32:59 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on October 07, 2008, 02:32:26 PM

What say we all meet in the parking lot DURING the game, Auburn and Arky fans alike. We can drink copious amounts of beer and other alcoholic beverages and eat various and sundry tailgating foods. We can talk about which team sucks more and the women we'd like to have sex with.

Word. I'm in.

Godfather · « **Reply #5 on:** October 07, 2008, 02:40:00 PM »

I'm surprised the rest of the hog boys aren't over here...Rexy where you at???????

Howard stir up some shit wouldya.

JDHog · « **Reply #6 on:** October 07, 2008, 02:45:28 PM »

Quote from: BK AU on October 07, 2008, 02:40:00 PM

I'm surprised the rest of the hog boys aren't over here...Rexy where you at???????

Howard stir up some shit wouldya.

I'd love to be able to come over here and talk shit, but my team sucks. Plus, you Aubies seem like good peoples.

Libertyhog · « **Reply #7 on:** October 07, 2008, 03:03:18 PM »

They will start awarding points after halftime for the team that gets closest to the goalline.

Kinda like horseshoes only different.

We fooking suck.

Have fun with your 'offensive breakout game of the year'.

Jumbo · « **Reply #8 on:** October 07, 2008, 03:14:29 PM »

Quote from: Libertyhog on October 07, 2008, 03:03:18 PM

They will start awarding points after halftime for the team that gets closest to the goalline.

Kinda like horseshoes only different.

We fooking suck.

Have fun with your 'offensive breakout game of the year'.

We had our breakout game last week!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #9 on:** October 07, 2008, 03:19:28 PM »

Our boys are tired and the QB just doesn't have it in him to continue throwing 5 or 6 60 yard TD strikes game after game. I predict a subpar performance this week.

bakervscarrr · « **Reply #10 on:** October 07, 2008, 03:28:37 PM »

Quote from: Libertyhog on October 07, 2008, 03:03:18 PM

They will start awarding points after halftime for the team that gets closest to the goalline.

Kinda like horseshoes only different.

We fooking suck.

Have fun with your 'offensive breakout game of the year'.

I'll add on to this to say that we LOVE making 2nd and 3rd string QBs look like All-Americans. Since it appears you don't have a 1st string QB on your entire team, you should be able to throw anyone back there and see them have a huge game.

Hogwally · « **Reply #11 on:** October 07, 2008, 03:36:08 PM »

I will be there but do not expect to enjoy the game much. I get a kick out you Auburn fans, you sound so much like hogs fans did last year. I would love a win, but I am afraid our defense is just too small this year. I expect Ears will tell your OC to line up and run over us, and there won't be much we can do about it. Maybe not, maybe he'll keep going with whatever that was supposed to be in the second half last week, and we'll have a chance.

Jumbo · « **Reply #12 on:** October 07, 2008, 03:50:30 PM »

Quote from: Hogwally on October 07, 2008, 03:36:08 PM

I will be there but do not expect to enjoy the game much. I get a kick out you Auburn fans, you sound so much like hogs fans did last year. I would love a win, but I am afraid our defense is just too small this year. I expect Ears will tell your OC to line up and run over us, and there won't be much we can do about it. Maybe not, maybe he'll keep going with whatever that was supposed to be in the second half last week, and we'll have a chance.

Our offense gives any team a chance for a big win.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #13 on:** October 07, 2008, 03:56:03 PM »

Quote from: JDHog on October 07, 2008, 02:45:28 PM

I'd love to be able to come over here and talk shit, but my team sucks. Plus, you Aubies seem like good peoples.

You obviously don't know these fucks.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #14 on:** October 07, 2008, 03:59:58 PM »

Quote from: Hogwally on October 07, 2008, 03:36:08 PM

I will be there but do not expect to enjoy the game much. I get a kick out you Auburn fans, you sound so much like hogs fans did last year. I would love a win, but I am afraid our defense is just too small this year. I expect Ears will tell your OC to line up and run over us, and there won't be much we can do about it. Maybe not, maybe he'll keep going with whatever that was supposed to be in the second half last week, and we'll have a chance.

Aaahhh, but therein lies the problem for Auburn. If you had the stomach to watch the AU/Vandy game, you heard the announcers constantly say that Auburn is much stronger up front and can just line up and play smash mouth. They did....for one quarter. Then reverted back to the pop gun and amassed 3 total first downs the last 3 quarters of the game. Amassed I tell ya'.

It's funny to read both fans proclaim to suck worse but I truly don't think we've watched enough Hawg football and I know you guys haven't watched the debacle that is Auburn's offense. We beat MSU 3-2. Did you read that? THREE to TWO!!!!

ssgaufan · « **Reply #15 on:** October 07, 2008, 04:02:00 PM »

Quote from: Hogwally on October 07, 2008, 03:36:08 PM

I will be there but do not expect to enjoy the game much. I get a kick out you Auburn fans, you sound so much like hogs fans did last year. I would love a win, but I am afraid our defense is just too small this year. I expect Ears will tell your OC to line up and run over us, and there won't be much we can do about it. Maybe not, maybe he'll keep going with whatever that was supposed to be in the second half last week, and we'll have a chance.

We will put on an offensive show...in the first quarter. You will then be given three quarters to make us look like complete idiots, and win the ballgame.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #16 on:** October 07, 2008, 04:11:38 PM »

Quote from: ssgaufan on October 07, 2008, 04:02:00 PM

We will put on an offensive show...in the first quarter. You will then be given three quarters to make us look like complete idiots, and win the ballgame.

That, my friend, is a plan.

FayettenamHog · « **Reply #17 on:** October 07, 2008, 05:24:46 PM »

your defense will score AT LEAST 2 touchdowns off Casey Dick interceptions.

we will likely move the ball, but crawl into the fetal position once we get to the 30.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #18 on:** October 07, 2008, 05:28:14 PM »

Quote from: FayettenamHog on October 07, 2008, 05:24:46 PM

your defense will score AT LEAST 2 touchdowns off Casey Dick interceptions.

we will likely move the ball, but crawl into the fetal position once we get to the 30.

HA!!! That's where we have you. We assume the fetal position no later than our own 20. That proves we suck much worse than you, so stop coming to our board with your Hog smack.

FayettenamHog · « **Reply #19 on:** October 07, 2008, 05:41:05 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on October 07, 2008, 05:28:14 PM

HA!!! That's where we have you. We assume the fetal position no later than our own 20. That proves we suck much worse than you, so stop coming to our board with your Hog smack.

'touche.

I'm making the trip this weekend and honestly can't wait to see the Auburn O vs Arkansas D...it may set the conference back 30 years (I also enjoy trainwrecks and kick puppies for fun). I just thank God no one outside the stadium and anyone foolish enough to buy the PPV will see it.

Some creative mind here should come up with a drinking game for that match-up...that way hopefully no one will remember it the next morning.