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Snaggletiger

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Happy Birthday To...
« on: September 09, 2018, 10:54:55 AM »
Snags Lite.  Today, my boy turns 18.  He can finally drink.....wait.....I mean, orange juice.  Yep, it's my son's birthday. 

Seems to me I heard there was someone else having a birthday today.  Can't recall because I just had another one myself and my memory ain't so good no more.  Someone help a brother out.
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djsimp

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Re: Happy Birthday To...
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2018, 06:58:41 PM »
Happy birfday Snaggle Jr. I hope you have more balls than diddy. 
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« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2018, 10:33:36 PM »
Happy birfday Snaggle Jr. I hope you have more balls than diddy.

He said last night he DEF does. 
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« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2018, 11:07:18 PM »
Happy Birthday!  18 a bigger...wait, I mean more balls than your old man. 
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Snaggletiger

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Re: Happy Birthday To...
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2018, 11:40:01 PM »
Thanks from Snags Lite...but today is Wes' birthday.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

WiregrassTiger

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« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2018, 12:36:19 AM »
As long as he’ll keep his politics out of the football thread, I’ll wish him a happy birthday. 

But you damn well better Like my post, Wes. I’m not kidding around about that.
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« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2018, 10:03:24 AM »
Thanks from Snags Lite...but today is Wes' birthday.
Well by all means, happy birthday Wes!
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Re: Happy Birthday To...
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2018, 10:45:41 AM »
Wait...Wes has Snaggs' balls now?


Happy Birthday, you damn dirty democrat.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

WiregrassTiger

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Re: Happy Birthday To...
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2018, 02:24:17 PM »
Also belated to snags lite. Proud of this young man.

Just one generation ago, his father was giving hummers at the I65 truck stop for extra cash when he was the same age. Not because he desperately needed the money. But he wanted to learn the true value of a dollar. So, he earned it the hard way.

I hope snags lite will remember where he came from. His families haven’t always been able to sit in the shaded, orange scholarship seats.


If you remember, they were just out with the regular people back before the upper decks were added.
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Re: Happy Birthday To...
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2018, 10:28:23 PM »
Thanks.

WT can continue sucking Uncle Jed's agrodolce taint.
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

WiregrassTiger

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Re: Happy Birthday To...
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2018, 05:03:31 PM »
Thanks.

WT can continue sucking Uncle Jed's agrodolce taint.
I didn’t look up agrodolce, just because you thought I’d have to. Granted, I don’t know what the fuck it means. But I’m not looking it up.
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