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NFL Cranks Up
« on: September 06, 2018, 10:54:29 PM »
Falcons at Philly. Great acapella anthem.  No kneeling.  Unbelievably shitty first half.  6-3 Falcons with about 17-18 penalties called between the two. Looks a lot like the first preseason game. 

Philly will win as the ATL has Steve Sarkisian calling the plays again. 

Commence to talk about how you will never watch another NFL game the rest of your life in 3...2...1...  
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« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2018, 11:02:27 PM »
Falcons at Philly. Great acapella anthem.  No kneeling.  Unbelievably shitty first half.  6-3 Falcons with about 17-18 penalties called between the two. Looks a lot like the first preseason game.

Philly will win as the ATL has Steve Sarkisian calling the plays again.

Commence to talk about how you will never watch another NFL game the rest of your life in 3...2...1... 
I actually decided to watch a little at the half.  Made it all the way to Crotchless Cuncklelick's ridiculous Nike commercial and TURNT THAT SHIT OFF.  Fuck that guy. Fuck Nike. Fuck the NFL. 

I'll watch Law and Order reruns instead. 
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« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2018, 11:10:23 PM »
Watching KSU beat up in Tenn Tech.
49-10.
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« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2018, 11:44:56 PM »
I can safely say the refs are in first preseason game form as well.   
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« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2018, 08:10:36 AM »
Well you did not report on the real news....how are the male cheerleaders?
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« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2018, 08:29:45 AM »
Falcons offense played like they were on crank last night. 
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« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2018, 09:12:28 AM »
That game was difficult to watch.  Both teams sucking some pretty sour ass out of the gate.
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« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2018, 09:41:16 AM »
That game was difficult to watch.  Both teams sucking some pretty sour ass out of the gate.
Agreed.  The penalties made it almost unwatchable.  Both teams were highly undisciplined and the refs were having an extremely bad night as well.

On another note, how weird was it to have this game end in an almost identical fashion as the last game these two played?  Same end zone.  Same last play throw from inside the 10 to the same receiver.  Unfortunately for my Birds...the same result. 
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« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2018, 10:05:00 AM »
I actually decided to watch a little at the half.  Made it all the way to Crotchless Cuncklelick's ridiculous Nike commercial and TURNT THAT SHIT OFF.  Fuck that guy. Fuck Nike. Fuck the NFL.

I'll watch Law and Order reruns instead.
Aaaand that's what triggered looks like.
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« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2018, 10:23:09 AM »
Aaaand that's what triggered looks like.
A man who has raised a family, run multiple companies and paid a shitload of taxes (of which you are a suckler) does not get triggered.
He has, however, earned the right to an opinion.

What have you earned? 
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2018, 10:32:13 AM »
A man who has raised a family, run multiple companies and paid a shitload of taxes (of which you are a suckler) does not get triggered.
He has, however, earned the right to an opinion.

What have you earned?
How does raising a family and running multiple companies earn the right to an opinion on watching the NFL or not? It seems like there would be a lot of people that could have an opinion either way without those qualifications.

Can a single man or woman earn the right to an opinion on Nike and football?

What about someone that has worked for a living but never owned a business? Can they have an opinion?

This is the problem with both sides. This has nothing to do with "earning an opinion" or "being triggered". It has to do with Prowler disagreeing with Kaos stance, and CCTAU disagreeing with Prowler. It's ok to disagree without all the bullshit rhetoric. Holy fuck...

I don't particularly like the ad or the premise behind it. But I watched it, rolled my eyes, and kept watching a shitty football game. Some people like it, some hate it. This is capitalism at work...(funny how the left hates capitalism). If enough people hate the ad and Nike sales are hurt, they will pull it. If not, they will continue to run it. I don't hate nike and I am not buring my clothes for it. If it comes down to buying a new pair of shoes, I will probably go another route because I don't agree, but that should be ok too. No one should be attacked because of their opinion. It's gotten so fucking ridiculous.
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« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2018, 10:39:18 AM »
How does raising a family and running multiple companies earn the right to an opinion on watching the NFL or not? It seems like there would be a lot of people that could have an opinion either way without those qualifications.

Can a single man or woman earn the right to an opinion on Nike and football?

What about someone that has worked for a living but never owned a business? Can they have an opinion?

This is the problem with both sides. This has nothing to do with "earning an opinion" or "being triggered". It has to do with Prowler disagreeing with Kaos stance, and CCTAU disagreeing with Prowler. It's ok to disagree without all the bullshit rhetoric. Holy fuck...
A man who has done the things Kaos has done, does not get triggered. If he did, he would never have been successful. And yes, success does allow you to have "earned" an opinion, at least one that matters.
And let's not forget, Kaos is also a single man. So he even fits one of your other categories.

And it is not OK to disagree. We are right. Everyone else is wrong!
 
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2018, 10:44:06 AM »
A man who has done the things Kaos has done, does not get triggered. If he did, he would never have been successful. And yes, success does allow you to have "earned" an opinion, at least one that matters.
And let's not forget, Kaos is also a single man. So he even fits one of your other categories.

And it is not OK to disagree. We are right. Everyone else is wrong!
I just want to point out that you sound just like Prowler but on the opposite side.

I can't tell if either one of you seriously believe the bullshit you post or it's just one big troll job...
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« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2018, 11:20:25 AM »
My opinion is that GF has a hot ass.


Hey, I have a family and own a business.  I'm entitled to my opinion. 
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« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2018, 11:28:54 AM »
I just want to point out that you sound just like Prowler but on the opposite side.

I can't tell if either one of you seriously believe the bullshit you post or it's just one big troll job...
I'd like to add to WE!!!'s point that I thought we made a pact not to talk this shit in the regular forum.  Y'all have a whole section of the forum where you can call each other snowflakes and dumbasses to your heart's content. 

and I'm not talking about Kaos's post, Prowler you started the shit this time.

Seriously, cut the shit.
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« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2018, 11:31:57 AM »
I'd like to add to WE!!!'s point that I thought we made a pact not to talk this shit in the regular forum.  Y'all have a whole section of the forum where you can call each other snowflakes and dumbasses to your heart's content. 

Cut the shit.


and I'm not talking about Kaos's post, Prowler you started the shit this time
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« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2018, 11:35:03 AM »
I'd like to add to WE!!!'s point that I thought we made a pact not to talk this shoot in the regular forum.  Y'all have a whole section of the forum where you can call each other snowflakes and dumbasses to your heart's content. 

and I'm not talking about Kaos's post, Prowler you started the shoot this time.

Seriously, cut the shoot.

Buzz, you can only post in the SGA forum from now on.
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« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2018, 11:39:00 AM »
I'd like to add to WE!!!'s point that I thought we made a pact not to talk this shit in the regular forum.  Y'all have a whole section of the forum where you can call each other snowflakes and dumbasses to your heart's content. 

and I'm not talking about Kaos's post, Prowler you started the shit this time.

Seriously, cut the shit.

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« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2018, 11:39:51 AM »
How does raising a family and running multiple companies earn the right to an opinion on watching the NFL or not? It seems like there would be a lot of people that could have an opinion either way without those qualifications.

Can a single man or woman earn the right to an opinion on Nike and football?

What about someone that has worked for a living but never owned a business? Can they have an opinion?

This is the problem with both sides. This has nothing to do with "earning an opinion" or "being triggered". It has to do with Prowler disagreeing with Kaos stance, and CCTAU disagreeing with Prowler. It's ok to disagree without all the bullshit rhetoric. Holy fuck...

I don't particularly like the ad or the premise behind it. But I watched it, rolled my eyes, and kept watching a shitty football game. Some people like it, some hate it. This is capitalism at work...(funny how the left hates capitalism). If enough people hate the ad and Nike sales are hurt, they will pull it. If not, they will continue to run it. I don't hate nike and I am not buring my clothes for it. If it comes down to buying a new pair of shoes, I will probably go another route because I don't agree, but that should be ok too. No one should be attacked because of their opinion. It's gotten so fucking ridiculous.
BTW VP's get an opinion too.
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« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2018, 11:40:43 AM »
Buzz, you can only post in the SGA forum from now on.
I set'em up you knock'em down.  You had me at Buzz.
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