I’m Murtaugh

[Kaos]

Too old for this shit.  

Ever since I was a child I’ve loved Auburn.  Some of my best memories are cloaked in Orange and Blue. Auburn is part of who I am and who Ive been.  

But I’m too old for this shit.  I’m too old to love something that doesn’t love me back.  I’m too old to have hopes shit on by unintelligible orangutans.  I’m tired of every single season being punctuated by some inexplicable fuckery.  

Kerwin Bell
Tommy Hodson
Andrew Zow
The BCS 
Dumbass Winston

I’m tired of making pedestrian quarterbacks like Danny Etling and Joe Blow look like Joe Montana.  

I will always love Auburn.  But Auburn football can go on without me. I will continue to have a passing interest and may watch an occasional game. But I’m done investing. Canceled a flight and switched it until tomorrow just so I could stay and watch that fuckery. Cost me money and I got shitso out of it.  

I sat in the stands in Mobile and tried to watch South Alabama fuck a football.  Realized I don’t care much about the game any more at all.  It’s not what I used to love. 

I’m too old for this shit.  

[The Prowler]

Too old for this shit. 

Ever since I was a child I’ve loved Auburn.  Some of my best memories are cloaked in Orange and Blue. Auburn is part of who I am and who Ive been. 

But I’m too old for this shit.  I’m too old to love something that doesn’t love me back.  I’m too old to have hopes shit on by unintelligible orangutans.  I’m tired of every single season being punctuated by some inexplicable fuckery. 

Kerwin Bell
Tommy Hodson
Andrew Zow
The BCS
Dumbass Winston

I’m tired of making pedestrian quarterbacks like Danny Etling and Joe Blow look like Joe Montana. 

I will always love Auburn.  But Auburn football can go on without me. I will continue to have a passing interest and may watch an occasional game. But I’m done investing. Canceled a flight and switched it until tomorrow just so I could stay and watch that fuckery. Cost me money and I got shitso out of it. 

I sat in the stands in Mobile and tried to watch South Alabama fuck a football.  Realized I don’t care much about the game any more at all.  It’s not what I used to love.

I’m too old for this shit. 

Didn't you post nearly the same thing last season, after the LSU loss?

[Kaos]

Didn't you post nearly the same thing last season, after the LSU loss?

Yep.  And I let myself get dragged back into it again.  It's like a really bad relationship.  I keep going back thinking things are going to change.  

Maybe I'll get therapy so I can stay away for good this time.  

[Buzz Killington]

Maybe we should have weekly meetings.

Hi, I'm Buzz and I hate Gus Malzahn.

[Godfather]

Hi, I'm the Godfather and I like to party.

[The Six]

I'm Six and I like Halloween 6. Both cuts. 

[Buzz Killington]

Hi, I'm the Godfather and I like to party.

That time you stole that cow, then you tried to make it with that cow!  I wanna party with you, cowboy!

[Godfather]

That time you stole that cow, then you tried to make it with that cow!  I wanna party with you, cowboy!

-50

[AUJarhead]

I like to party. I’m Buzz. 

[Godfather]

I like to party. I’m Buzz.

No you’re  Jarhead and no one parties but me. Say something else. 

[jmar]

I like to party. I’m Buzz.

Like those buzzing whistles made of paper that roll out and retract. Also exhibit amazing accuracy at pin the tail on the donkey...and no I don't cheat.

[Godfather]

Like those buzzing whistles made of paper that roll out and retract. Also exhibit amazing accuracy at pin the tail on the donkey...and no I don't cheat.

I'm not even going to take points away because it's futile.

[jmar]

I'm not even going to take points away because it's futile.

And I'm not even gonna pretend that I care.

[Godfather]

And I'm not even gonna pretend that I care.

touche

[Godfather]

I'm Six and I like Halloween 6. Both cuts.