Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....

[Snaggletiger]

than the QB "controversy" at Alabama?  No, but here I am starting a thread about it.  The only other topic on every sports station the last few days, other than Urban Meyer, is how does Lord Saybinz handle what Jalen Hurts said?  What the hell did he say?  So, I went and read what he said and I still have no idea what he said.  What a rambling bunch of gobbledy-goop.  Eating breakfast at a restaurant this morning and unfortunately, they have Get Up on the TV.  The good thing was the sound was down.  But the entire time I was in there, it was obvious that this topic was what they were discussing.

I can tell you one thing that I am 100% certain about.  Either Hurts or Two-er will start in the first game.  The second thing I'm certain about is I don't give a shit which one it is.  The 3rd thing I'm sure about is, this is no Kadril Frazier/Clint Moseley battle. 

[Buzz Killington]

Tea for two couldn't hold Turtle Moseley's jock strap.  This, we can all agree on.

[CCTAU]

He basically said that he's been shunned by the coaching staff.

Lord farquod will let him know that he is just blessed to be part of the tahd and he should know his place.

[Snaggletiger]

Tea for two couldn't hold Turtle Moseley's jock strap.  This, we can all agree on.

Toonces Tangolava could never fetal up the way ole Clint could.

[Buzz Killington]

Toonces Tangolava could never fetal up the way ole Clint could.

[The Six]

[wesfau2]

I think it's great.  I'm all for any conflict or controversy, real or contrived, that creates some instability over there.

[Godfather]

I think the young people really appreciate my "getting down" verbally, don't you?

[Buzz Killington]

Do you mind if I name my first child after you? 

[Godfather]

Do you mind if I name my first child after you?

Dipshit Buzz does have a nice ring to it.

[The Six]

I would say Jordan vs. LeBron is also sports-talk wasteland.

[Saniflush]

Dipshit Buzz does have a nice ring to it.

A step forward.  No a step back. No a step forward. No a step back.
Now we're Cha Cha-ing

[ssgaufan]

I think it's great.  I'm all for any conflict or controversy, real or contrived, that creates some instability over there.

I'm hoping that it divides the locker room and causes a couple of losses to some lesser teams.

[Snaggletiger]

So, here's what he said:

“I mean, this is a situation that is uncontrollable,” Hurts said. “Coaches can’t control this situation. They dictate who plays, but as far as the other variations to it, they don’t control it, honestly. Like I said, this whole spring, ever since the game, they kind of wanted to let it play out, and I guess didn’t think it was a thing to let it die down like there wasn’t something there. But that’s always been the elephant in the room.

“For me, no one came up to me the whole spring, coaches included, no one asked me how I felt. No one asked me what was on my mind. No one asked me how I felt about the things that were going on. Nobody asked me what my future held. That’s that. So now it’s like when we try to handle the situation now, for me, it’s kind of late, it’s too late, the narrative has already been created.”


Now, can anybody tell me what he said?

[The Six]

Now, can anybody tell me what he said?

I speak a little jive so here goes.

“I mean, this is a situation that is uncontrollable,” Hurts said. “Coaches can’t control this situation. They dictate who plays, but as far as the other variations to it, they don’t control it, honestly.  Like I said, this whole spring, ever since the game, they kind of wanted to let it play out, and I guess didn’t think it was a thing to let it die down like there wasn’t something there. But that’s always been the elephant in the room.

The media is always hunting a story especially about us so I get a chuckle out of Coach Saban talking about being in control of the narrative. He is and he isn't at the same time. And that frustrates him, it frustrates me, it might frustrate Tua but I don't give a frig if it does for him. Job stealing, mofo.

“For me, no one came up to me the whole spring, coaches included, no one asked me how I felt. No one asked me what was on my mind. No one asked me how I felt about the things that were going on. Nobody asked me what my future held. That’s that. So now it’s like when we try to handle the situation now, for me, it’s kind of late, it’s too late, the narrative has already been created.”

Listen, kids. No matter what they tell you on the recruiting visit, these dudes here (and anywhere else for that matter) don't care what you think or how you feel. Look at me. I won a shed ton of games, had a lead in the national championship game that this vaunted defense blew on a pick play to a white WR, and now they want to bench me because UGA goes into Cover 2 shallow and the Hawai'i Rainbow on the team throws a duck to a wide open guy streaking down the sidelines. They don't care about me, but that's fine because I'm gonna ride out this year and bounce. 

[Kaos]

I'm hoping that it divides the locker room and causes a couple of losses to some lesser teams.

Dude... I'm with somebody who completes me in almost every way.  I'm as blinders-on as I've ever been in my life.  I can tell you without hesitation that I haven't even thought of Raven (can't think of her last name) in three or four years.  

But your avatar.  My eyes. My eyes. 

[Buzz Killington]

So, here's what he said:

“I mean, this is a situation that is uncontrollable,” Hurts said. “Coaches can’t control this situation. They dictate who plays, but as far as the other variations to it, they don’t control it, honestly. Like I said, this whole spring, ever since the game, they kind of wanted to let it play out, and I guess didn’t think it was a thing to let it die down like there wasn’t something there. But that’s always been the elephant in the room.

“For me, no one came up to me the whole spring, coaches included, no one asked me how I felt. No one asked me what was on my mind. No one asked me how I felt about the things that were going on. Nobody asked me what my future held. That’s that. So now it’s like when we try to handle the situation now, for me, it’s kind of late, it’s too late, the narrative has already been created.”


Now, can anybody tell me what he said?

He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

[Snaggletiger]

He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

I'll stay up nights so that his problems are my problems.

[Godfather]

Dude... I'm with somebody who completes me in almost every way.  I'm as blinders-on as I've ever been in my life.  I can tell you without hesitation that I haven't even thought of Raven (can't think of her last name) in three or four years. 

But your avatar.  My eyes. My eyes.

Riley

[Snaggletiger]

Riley