Nightmare!

[Come Honor Face]

Hey guys, War Eagle.

I just woke up this afternoon and had this horrible dream.  I dreamed I had to watch Auburn's offense...


after a fucking offseason full of decent hope that we would not finish anywhere fucking near 104th in the damn nation in total shit ass total offense.

fuck.

we'd be better off with a Playstation 3 calling plays for us

[Ogre]

I had a dream last night that I hooked up with Hayden Panitierre (sp?).  While we were getting into it, some paparazzi douche took our picture, and we were plastered all over the news.  My wife saw the picture on one of her tabloid trash websites she visits, and flipped the fuck out.

I said "I don't have to take this shit, I'm out." and called Hayden.  Then my dog started licking me, and the dream was lost.  I beat my dog for about 10 minutes this morning.

And yes, she's a great kisser. 

[Thrilla]

I had a dream last night that I hooked up with Hayden Panitierre (sp?).  While we were getting into it, some paparazzi douche took our picture, and we were plastered all over the news.  My wife saw the picture on one of her tabloid trash websites she visits, and flipped the fuck out.

I said "I don't have to take this shit, I'm out." and called Hayden.  Then my dog started licking me, and the dream was lost.  I beat my dog for about 10 minutes this morning.

And yes, she's a great kisser. 

That's always the way I like to finish those type dreams too, but I only need about 5 minutes.

[Ogre]

That's always the way I like to finish those type dreams too, but I only need about 5 minutes.

I knew you'd understand where I was coming from.

[Buzz Killington]

I had a dream last night that I hooked up with Hayden Panitierre (sp?).  While we were getting into it, some paparazzi douche took our picture, and we were plastered all over the news.  My wife saw the picture on one of her tabloid trash websites she visits, and flipped the fuck out.

I said "I don't have to take this shit, I'm out." and called Hayden.  Then my dog started licking me, and the dream was lost.  I beat my dog for about 10 minutes this morning.

And yes, she's a great kisser. 

Hayden or Fido?

[Ogre]

Hayden or Fido?

Both.

[AUTiger1]

we'd be better off with a Playstation 3 calling plays for us

You may be on to something here!