Sorry guys. Next year will be more promising. I hired a hotshot fantasy football coordinator to help me with my picks, but he took too long to get his shit together. By the time the deadline came around, I hadn't had time to look at his picks. I noticed that they were horrible and figured I'd just wait til next week because we're going to start analyzing the games together. But don't worry, by next year, we'll have everything down to let him take over making the picks for me.
Actually, I'm a first year teacher, and I'm dying.