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Everybody Come Laugh At UT
« on: July 30, 2018, 10:04:54 AM »
Yes, somehow the entire SEC has a winning streak against Tennessee right now. Vanderbilt? Beat the Vols in 2017 and 2016. Kentucky? Likewise in 2017. Arkansas? Won the last matchup in 2015. Ole Miss? Beat UT by 31 points in 2014. Literally, the entire SEC has an active winning streak against UT.

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/sec-football/5-unlikely-sec-winning-streaks-and-whether-they-will-continue-in-2018/
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Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2018, 12:25:40 PM »
Yes, somehow the entire SEC has a winning streak against Tennessee right now. Vanderbilt? Beat the Vols in 2017 and 2016. Kentucky? Likewise in 2017. Arkansas? Won the last matchup in 2015. Ole Miss? Beat UT by 31 points in 2014. Literally, the entire SEC has an active winning streak against UT.

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/sec-football/5-unlikely-sec-winning-streaks-and-whether-they-will-continue-in-2018/
Hay.  You quit that.  

They got jermy proot.  He gon be like a baby Kirby who is like a baby sabbin. 
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Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2018, 12:51:00 PM »
In other point and laugh news, will Florida ever start a season again with a full compliment of players.  I'ma whip somebody's ass.  Where's my frying pan.

By Jordan McPherson
jmcpherson@miamiherald.com
July 26, 2018 02:03 PM

Six Florida Gators football players could face discipline from UF’s student conduct board for a May 28 confrontation on campus with a local gambler and his friends that involved UF players holding BB guns.
According to the UF Police Department report, first obtained by Jacksonville’s First Coast News, the incident stemmed from a confrontation outside a UF residential complex between the players and a local gambler named Devante’ Zachery, who also goes by the name “Tay Bang.”
Zachery, who is reported to be friends with UF tight end C’yontai Lewis, was upset with the players after losing bets he placed on the Gators’ during their 2017 season in which UF went 4-7 and fired coach Jim McElwain, according to the report.
Two of the UF players — defensive tackle Kyree Campbell and wide receiver Kadarius Toney — had BB guns, but the tip of Toney’s gun was painted black to resemble a real rifle, according to the report.  Lewis also reportedly held a frying pan.

Read more here: https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/college/sec/university-of-florida/article215568620.html#storylink=cpy

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Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2018, 02:03:19 PM »
In other point and laugh news, will Florida ever start a season again with a full compliment of players.  I'ma whip somebody's ass.  Where's my frying pan.

By Jordan McPherson
jmcpherson@miamiherald.com
July 26, 2018 02:03 PM

Six Florida Gators football players could face discipline from UF’s student conduct board for a May 28 confrontation on campus with a local gambler and his friends that involved UF players holding BB guns.
According to the UF Police Department report, first obtained by Jacksonville’s First Coast News, the incident stemmed from a confrontation outside a UF residential complex between the players and a local gambler named Devante’ Zachery, who also goes by the name “Tay Bang.”
Zachery, who is reported to be friends with UF tight end C’yontai Lewis, was upset with the players after losing bets he placed on the Gators’ during their 2017 season in which UF went 4-7 and fired coach Jim McElwain, according to the report.
Two of the UF players — defensive tackle Kyree Campbell and wide receiver Kadarius Toney — had BB guns, but the tip of Toney’s gun was painted black to resemble a real rifle, according to the report.  Lewis also reportedly held a frying pan.

Read more here: https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/college/sec/university-of-florida/article215568620.html#storylink=cpy

Now there's three names I enjoy...Tay Bang, C'Yontai and Utah.
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Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2018, 02:56:00 PM »

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but the tip of Toney’s gun was painted black to resemble a real rifle
And what purpose does that serve other to try and fool whoever you are pointing it at?
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« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2018, 04:03:17 PM »
And what purpose does that serve other to try and fool whoever you are pointing it at?
It means you are up to no good....it also is a good way to get yourself shot.
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Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2018, 04:15:46 PM »
It means you are up to no good....it also is a good way to get yourself shot.
And start one hell of a protest with riots and all. 

Rightful protest, of course. If it was a pig shooting.
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« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2018, 04:23:05 PM »
You shall put your weapons down.  We come armed with painted BB Guns and a really heavy, cast-iron frying pan.
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Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2018, 04:32:01 PM »
If you see a guy coming at you with a B.B. gun and a frying pan, he might be a gator.
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« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2018, 04:51:10 PM »
It means you are up to no good....it also is a good way to get yourself shot.
They pull that shit in Uncle Sani's neighborhood they get two extra holes in dey head.
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Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2018, 05:02:06 PM »
I wonder how these guys came to know Tay Bang anyhow?  Inquiring minds and all...
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Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2018, 05:25:34 PM »
They pull that shit in Uncle Sani's neighborhood they get two extra holes in dey head.
Let’s lay off the holes in the head wisecracks.
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Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2018, 05:33:39 PM »
I wonder how these guys came to know Tay Bang anyhow?  Inquiring minds and all...
And maybe this is profiling but I can’t help but recognize that as an Asian name. Isn’t that sort of odd for a bookie to be Asian? Is that racist of me to notice?
Sorry Wes and Prowler. Not meaning to start any shit. Just an observation.
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« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2018, 05:33:53 PM »
Let’s lay off the holes in the head wisecracks.
I didn't say he was gonna skull fuck you.  Although he might if you ask him nicely.
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Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2018, 05:36:37 PM »
I didn't say he was gonna skull fuck you.  Although he might if you ask him nicely.
I never said anything about sex with sani. Not at any time, recently.
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« Reply #15 on: July 31, 2018, 08:39:00 AM »
They pull that shit in Uncle Sani's neighborhood they get two extra holes in dey head.
Yep, and motherfuckers wonder why they get shot...or fucked in the head.
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« Reply #16 on: July 31, 2018, 09:33:12 AM »
...or fucked in the head.
Cause they have a scar that looks like a vagina in their head?
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Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
« Reply #17 on: July 31, 2018, 10:23:07 AM »
They pull that shoot in Uncle Sani's neighborhood they get two extra holes in dey head.
Only two?  I know he keeps at least one in the chamber at all times, so I figured they would have at least 13 extra holes.
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« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2018, 10:41:20 AM »
Only two?  I know he keeps at least one in the chamber at all times, so I figured they would have at least 13 extra holes.
No need to waste ammo.  A double tap to the chest and a failure to stop to the head is plenty
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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