Ten questions regarding this signing:
1) Are there photos showing him ringing a cowbell, thus displaying how much he truly loves Mississippi State?
2) Does Megan Mullen want to bear his children?
3) Is his father involved in the building of a church?
4) Has he ever stolen a laptop?
5) Has he spoken with John Bond?
6) Has Scott Moore forged a recording? And if so, has Mark Heim had him on the radio pimping it?
7) Are catfish suppers being scheduled?
8) Will Tigerdroppings resurrect the ATPB thread and seek charts drawn by tunas?
9) Has Danny Sheridan spoken to the NCAA?
10) Where is Kenny Rogers (no, not that one the other one)?