Happy Belated you racist old mofo!
Look. I am not racist. Yes, I do have a white labrador retriever, but so do a lot of other people.
I am getting a bit tired of these accusations. I was a Herman Cain supporter and I have an Asian friend. I even let a Mexican sell me two tires today! My housekeeper is a Japanese guy form Brazil.
Y'all need to leave me alone!
Oh. Thanks for the birthday wishes.