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Odd Strategy
« on: July 03, 2018, 09:46:20 AM »
"Basically, they tell me they haven't really had ' that guy' who came out of Auburn," Haselwood said at The Opening Finals in Frisco, Texas. "Georgia has A.J. Green and Clemson has D-Hop (Houston Texans star DeAndre Hopkins). Basically, (Auburn says) I could be that guy to come out of Auburn."

https://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2018/07/auburn_making_push_for_5-star.html#incart_river_index
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Re: Odd Strategy
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2018, 09:53:02 AM »
Sounds like Mr. Coach Klein is still looking for his green notebook.

- or -

First time for Mr. Burns to recruit a 5 star.
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Re: Odd Strategy
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2018, 09:59:40 AM »
So you know those guys that were hugely successful at your position?  Yeah...we've never done that.  Wanna come see if we can?
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Re: Odd Strategy
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2018, 10:19:53 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on July 03, 2018, 09:59:40 AM
So you know those guys that were hugely successful at your position?  Yeah...we've never done that.  Wanna come see if we can?
That's a bold strategy Cotton.
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Re: Odd Strategy
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2018, 11:09:40 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 03, 2018, 10:19:53 AM
That's a bold strategy Cotton.

Let's see if it works out for us
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Re: Odd Strategy
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2018, 02:13:50 PM »
It's all semantics.  
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Re: Odd Strategy
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2018, 02:31:19 PM »
In 23 years of broadcasting I thought I'd seen it all, folks. But it looks like Gus Malzahn has actually blindfolded himself.
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Re: Odd Strategy
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2018, 02:56:28 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 03, 2018, 02:31:19 PM
In 23 years of broadcasting I thought I'd seen it all, folks. But it looks like Gus Malzahn has actually blindfolded himself.
He will not be able to see very well, Cotton.
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Re: Odd Strategy
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2018, 03:02:19 PM »
pffft...

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Re: Odd Strategy
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2018, 03:44:56 PM »
That guy could win a fight at Skybar
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Re: Odd Strategy
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2018, 04:16:35 PM »
George Pickens says "I could be that guy".

 
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Re: Odd Strategy
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2018, 07:39:27 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on July 03, 2018, 02:13:50 PM
It's all semantics. 
You’ve been accused of being antisemantic on several occasions.
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Re: Odd Strategy
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2018, 03:55:22 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 03, 2018, 04:16:35 PM
George Pickens says "I could be that guy".

 

To be fair, he is being covered by a white guy...just saying.
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Re: Odd Strategy
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2018, 04:23:24 PM »
Quote from: bgreene on July 16, 2018, 03:55:22 PM
To be fair, he is being covered by a white guy...just saying.
Are you saying that black guys have bigger dicks than white guys?
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Re: Odd Strategy
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2018, 06:11:54 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 16, 2018, 04:23:24 PM
Are you saying that black guys have bigger dicks than white guys?

I think what he's saying some white guys can be a douche.
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Re: Odd Strategy
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2018, 11:28:08 PM »
Quote from: chinook on July 16, 2018, 06:11:54 PM
I think what he's saying some white guys can be a douche.
I would appreciate it if you would address me as "Douche-bag" or "Mr. Douche-bag." I believe I've earned it.
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