As bad as I hate to say it...

[bgreene]

I need some help from you goons.

Where in God's name can I find Disney and Universal tickets that are cheap?  Only thing I've found is going to cost me a kidney, liver, lung and possibly an arm or leg.

[Snaggletiger]

Cheap Disney tickets?

[chinook]

I need some help from you goons.

Where in God's name can I find Disney and Universal tickets that are cheap?  Only thing I've found is going to cost me a kidney, liver, lung and possibly an arm or leg.

Look you can live with one kidney.  Liver ...leave a little, it regenerates.  Lung ..well that one might be a challenge, so leave one of your kids home.  Appendages? ...you have others.  

Other than that bend over and lube up for the mouse.  

[Snaggletiger]

Mickey Mouse filed for divorce from Minnie.  When they went in front of the Judge, he said, Alright Mr. Mouse, I've read your complaint and you're claiming that Minnie Mouse is mentally ill?

No Your Honor, I said "She's fucking Goofy." 

[CCTAU]

We all call it "Rat Rape"! 

You're up next!

Look though your MC or Visa providers. Maybe your employer.
Get the hopper so you can move around. Some people say get the meal ticket. 
Basically it is just expensive!

[Godfather]

It's simple really, sell your house, buy a new house here in Florida then you can take advantage of Florida resident rates. 

Then you will save like $7 dollars.....A TICKET!

Step 3 Profit



Seriously though, just bend over dude.  AUJarhead had to sell his soul to take his family of 4 there.  Why sell the vette when you have a soul.

[Saniflush]

Prepare for the rodent rape.

Went last year there is no way of not playing a couple of rounds of prison. 
I will give this advice though....

1) Stay on site.  Pick one of the onsite hotels and stay there.  It will cost you more but the headaches you save will put you way money ahead.  We stayed at the Contemporary all nights except one. We stayed at the one at Animal Kingdom the first afternoon/night we got there since we were going to do Animal Kingdom the next day.  But no matter where you decide to stay, stay onsite.  There are shuttles from every one of them that go to every park and back again.  Once the days activities are done you are back at the hotel with a pool and hopefully tasty room beverages that you brought from an offsite liquor store.

2) Carry one of those backpack type of collapsible coolers and pack your lunch each day.  We didn't do this last year and not only did it cost us an arm and a leg the food is the same in every park and even the kids got tired as fuck of the same shit. 

When I am forced to go back in a year or two these are the two major things that we will be doing.  #1 we did and and #2 we had to learn the hard way.

[chinook]

Prepare for the rodent rape.

Went last year there is no way of not playing a couple of rounds of prison. 
I will give this advice though....

1) Stay on site.  Pick one of the onsite hotels and stay there.  It will cost you more but the headaches you save will put you way money ahead.  We stayed at the Contemporary all nights except one. We stayed at the one at Animal Kingdom the first afternoon/night we got there since we were going to do Animal Kingdom the next day.  But no matter where you decide to stay, stay onsite.  There are shuttles from every one of them that go to every park and back again.  Once the days activities are done you are back at the hotel with a pool and hopefully tasty room beverages that you brought from an offsite liquor store.

2) Carry one of those backpack type of collapsible coolers and pack your lunch each day.  We didn't do this last year and not only did it cost us an arm and a leg the food is the same in every park and even the kids got tired as fuck of the same shit. 

When I am forced to go back in a year or two these are the two major things that we will be doing.  #1 we did and and #2 we had to learn the hard way.

wait, did i miss something.

you have kids?  

[Godfather]

2) Carry one of those backpack type of collapsible coolers and pack your lunch each day.  We didn't do this last year and not only did it cost us an arm and a leg the food is the same in every park and even the kids got tired as fuck of the same shit. 

Well for that reason ....and also the Rat gave you the goat aids in your stomach.

[Godfather]

wait, did i miss something.

you have kids? 

He has 2....they came with the upgrade...and lots that he doesn't even know about.

[Saniflush]

wait, did i miss something.

you have kids? 

Apparently.  I mean I have always had some that are scattered around other countries mainly in the far East but been married almost 2 years now and have a 10 and 8 year old.

[AUJarhead]

Seriously though, just bend over dude.  AUJarhead had to sell his soul to take his family of 4 there.  Why sell the vette when you have a soul.

You're assuming, of course, that I have a soul.  Which we know I don't, since I'm meeting you in hell.

[Godfather]

You're assuming, of course, that I have a soul.  Which we know I don't, since I'm meeting you in hell.

Well I know that and you know that, but the devil I thought didn't.  Now you blew it.

[Godfather]

Back on Topic....I think you can call/pm WE!!! he probably has some connections, his assistant can at least get you Presco rates.

[AUJarhead]

My two cents...  Find a travel agent, and book through them, so they can monitor for prices drops, and also have them figure out your fast pass situation.

You want fast passes for the new Pandora ride in Animal Kingdom.  It's fucking badass, and the wait time was consistently between 3-4 hours.

Agree with Sani on staying on site.  This will also get you extra magic hours, so you can get into the park early, or stay late.  This is important at places like Animal Kingdom if you want to ride Pandora, or at Hollywood, where the new Toy Story land opens later this week.

Bring your own water bottles.  Water there is 3-4 bucks a bottle, but there are free water fountains all over the place.

[GH2001]

Every time I consider going, and add it all up - I back out with the reasoning that I can go to the carribean, Hawaii or Fiji for not much more. 

[CCTAU]

We stayed off site and just drove there each day. Went to Publix and got some subs with fixings on the side. Put it all in a cooler in the car and came out at lunch and ate. But my daughter was 14 and could hang out with friends. With younger kids, I think the at Park hotels probably make a bigger impact for their first time. 

[Snaggletiger]

Last time we went for multiple nights, we stayed off the resort.  The hotel had shuttles running constantly to the park entrances.  No prob. Went through Hotelsdot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. and if memory serves, got rooms for less than $75 a night. 

Went 2 years ago, but it was a weekend deal where we hit a Luke Bryan concert in Orlando on a Saturday night and drove over to do all the Harry Potter dealio for Snags Light on Sunday. Spent the night and drove back on Monday.  All the Orlando/Disney we wanted.

[Saniflush]

Last time we went for multiple nights, we stayed off the resort.  The hotel had shuttles running constantly to the park entrances.  No prob. Went through Hotelsdot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. and if memory serves, got rooms for less than $75 a night.

Went 2 years ago, but it was a weekend deal where we hit a Luke Bryan concert in Orlando on a Saturday night and drove over to do all the Harry Potter dealio for Snags Light on Sunday. Spent the night and drove back on Monday.  All the Orlando/Disney we wanted.

This is how I know the gheyness is strong in you.

[Snaggletiger]

This is how I know the gheyness is strong in you.

Only when I'm out of town and been drinking heavily.