I want Tuberville fired. Gone.
Sure, I love what he's done for Auburn. I love that he recruits character and I love that he always has a great defense. But 10 years into a coaching tenure, and I feel like we are moving backwards. Our program is stale. The Franklin hire was supposed to bring a fresh look to Auburn's offense, but it may end up being the worst hire since Barfield. One SEC Championship in 10 years. Two SEC Championship Game appearances in 10 years. That's not the level I want Auburn playing at. I am tired of settling for mediocrity and saying "wait until next year."
It's time to move forward. The only reservation I have about making a change at the top is that our fucktard of an AD will be hiring his replacement - and that scares me to death.
I doubt that many will agree with me, and that's fine. I'll be driving the bandwagon when you decide to jump on.
Disagree.
What I want out of an Auburn head coach is threefold:
1) Make sure the coaches and players represent Auburn well. No drug headlines, no pit bull breeding. Despite Alabama's football success, I would not trade places with those assclowns. There are things far more important than football success and building men of respect and character is one of them. Tuberville -- up to this season -- has done that well.
2) Run a clean program. I don't want to hear rumors of cash, cars, kitchen upgrades and all manner of shenanigans. Again, I would not trade places with those slimy assclowns in Tuscaloosa for anything right now. They cheat in order to win. You know it. I know it. They know it. It's not worth it. I'd rather lose the right way than win like those douchebags do.
3) Be competitive. Maybe you don't remember the pre-Tuberville days, days when you looked at the calendar and saw three or four games you knew the team had virtually no chance of winning. That hasn't happened until this year. All I expect out of a head coach is to keep the team competitive and in the hunt. Be in a position to win the SEC every two or three years, be competitive in the rest.
Until this season Tuberville has done all three well. And if AU didn't have an abortion of an offense, if the Franklin hire had produced an offense that put up 25 points per game, this discussion would be moot. Did you know that Tuberville's Auburn teams have just a couple of losses when scoring 30 points or more? I think it might be just one or two.
I don't fault him for wanting to boost the offense. He sees the same things we do and realized that if he could find a system that would put 30+ on the board week-in and week-out, AU has the defense to become an elite team. I just think he chose the wrong route. The offensive philosophy is fine. But the boob he selected to implement it is the problem. Tony Franklin needs to go. I said that after the first game because I saw glaring fundamental flaws in execution and preparation. Nothing since has changed my thinking one iota. Saturday's debacle of debacles clearly proved that Franklin is incapable of a) calling plays at the SEC level, b) recognizing what works and capitalizing on it rather than stubbornly selecting plays and formations that children know are resigned to failure, c) inspiring confidence in his fellow coaches or players, d) selecting the right personnel for the plays that are called and e) understanding the urgency in getting it right. Franklin's "aw shucks, fellers, I'm a dumbass but we still won" act was tired and tiresome weeks ago. Tuberville went to this offense in order to assist recruiting, but the abortion that is currently displayed on the field will surely give quality recruits great reservations. If you were a top-flight receiver would you want to come to Auburn where your talents would be squandered by the most ineffective offensive system in the nation?
Franklin is the biggest problem. He continues to cling to Chris Todd despite the fact that Todd clearly is unable to get the job done. When he's forced to put Burns in, he seems to sabotage his efforts by calling plays that negate Burns' strengths. Either that or he is so stupid he can't figure out what to do with him -- although he certainly seemed to know what to do in the Peach Bowl last season. Frankly, if you only have a single finger to point, it should really point at Chris Todd. If Franklin only had Burns and didn't feel the need to suck up to Todd, I personally think you'd see a vastly superior product. But for whatever reason, Franklin has hitched his career to a flop-armed, slow-footed dud. And between the two of them they're taking Auburn down in flames. Please don't hand me the "Kodi can't run the plays" garbage. We've seen what Todd can do and quite honestly, its abysmal. It's time to see if Burns can do any better if given the long leash. But Franklin will never do that.
Throughout his career, Tuberville has shown a propensity for battling back just when it seemed all was lost. I expect he will do the same now. But I doubt he can do it (or at least do it well) while shackled to the biggest idiot in college football. I hope that Tony Franklin is gone by this weekend. Something has to give before this entire program and all the positives its developed over the last decade cracks under the strain.