Happy Birthday

Jumbo · « **on:** June 11, 2018, 11:05:23 AM »

Prowler! Puff puff pass bro.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #1 on:** June 11, 2018, 11:09:00 AM »

May you drink out of two diamond crusted pimp cups, today.

Happy Birthday!

Godfather · « **Reply #2 on:** June 11, 2018, 11:51:17 AM »

Is this fake news? It's not really his birthday is it?

Happy Birthday

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #3 on:** June 11, 2018, 11:56:32 AM »

Skreetz say it's your birthday. Happy happy.

chinook · « **Reply #4 on:** June 11, 2018, 11:58:21 AM »

you do realize there is an ongoing investigation. no time to celebrate.

if Bernie was president we would all have a free birthday party. let that sink in.

jmar · « **Reply #5 on:** June 11, 2018, 12:03:33 PM »

Happy Birthday!

Saniflush · « **Reply #6 on:** June 11, 2018, 12:55:49 PM »

Happy birthday. Are't you supposed to be sharing this with the rest of us?

Kaos · « **Reply #7 on:** June 11, 2018, 01:27:05 PM »

Our cake is ready. Bitch.

I did some calculations based on your socialist leanings.

55% of this cake must go to people who have less cake than you.
14% of this cake must go to people who entered the country illegally.
30% of this cake must go to the government.

You may have 1% of the cake, but first you must give the cake to us and allow us to make the division. Your share will be apportioned to you in approximately eight months unless someone who feels they have been disadvantaged based on their sex, gender, hairstyle, race, religion, handicap, or feelings makes a claim on your share of the cake. At that point a review process will begin and if it is determined you should get some cake, your share will be reduced in order to pay for the expenses of the review.

GH2001 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 11, 2018, 01:48:33 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on June 11, 2018, 01:27:05 PM

Our cake is ready. Bitch.

I did some calculations based on your socialist leanings.

55% of this cake must go to people who have less cake than you.
14% of this cake must go to people who entered the country illegally.
30% of this cake must go to the government.

You may have 1% of the cake, but first you must give the cake to us and allow us to make the division. Your share will be apportioned to you in approximately eight months unless someone who feels they have been disadvantaged based on their sex, gender, hairstyle, race, religion, handicap, or feelings makes a claim on your share of the cake. At that point a review process will begin and if it is determined you should get some cake, your share will be reduced in order to pay for the expenses of the review.

But also

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #9 on:** June 11, 2018, 02:07:40 PM »

~~Communism~~ Socialism rawks!

HBD big guy!

chityeah · « **Reply #10 on:** June 11, 2018, 02:44:58 PM »

Happy birthday!

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #11 on:** June 11, 2018, 02:55:36 PM »

Do better Prowler.

SMH

The Prowler · « **Reply #12 on:** June 11, 2018, 05:24:10 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on June 11, 2018, 01:27:05 PM

Our cake is ready. Bitch.

I did some calculations based on your socialist leanings.

55% of this cake must go to people who have less cake than you.
14% of this cake must go to people who entered the country illegally.
30% of this cake must go to the government.

You may have 1% of the cake, but first you must give the cake to us and allow us to make the division. Your share will be apportioned to you in approximately eight months unless someone who feels they have been disadvantaged based on their sex, gender, hairstyle, race, religion, handicap, or feelings makes a claim on your share of the cake. At that point a review process will begin and if it is determined you should get some cake, your share will be reduced in order to pay for the expenses of the review.

I'll just give the dictator cake to those that need it.

"Regardless of what happens in that meeting between the two dictators..." - Abby Huntsman fox & friends host (discussing the US/NK meeting)

The Prowler · « **Reply #13 on:** June 11, 2018, 05:27:07 PM »

I appreciate it.

WOTS...The investigation is ongoing, but it's coming to a close. So, get your popcorn ready, because it'll be very interesting.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #14 on:** June 11, 2018, 11:31:49 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on June 11, 2018, 05:27:07 PM

I appreciate it.

WOTS...The investigation is ongoing, but it's coming to a close. So, get your popcorn ready, because it'll be very interesting.

Smh

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #15 on:** June 11, 2018, 11:58:11 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on June 11, 2018, 05:27:07 PM

I appreciate it.

WOTS...The investigation is ongoing, but it's coming to a close. So, get your popcorn ready, because it'll be very interesting.

So, you're saying the NCAA is in tuscalooser?

The Prowler · « **Reply #16 on:** June 12, 2018, 12:51:04 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on June 11, 2018, 11:58:11 PM

So, you're saying the NCAA is in tuscalooser?

It's kinda like that whole Albert Means/bama investigation, but on a much bigger scale. You still have the Red Elephants screaming that nothing is going to happen.

The Six · « **Reply #17 on:** June 12, 2018, 09:02:48 AM »

May more years bring you more wisdom.

Godfather · « **Reply #18 on:** June 12, 2018, 09:43:13 AM »

Quote from: The Six on June 12, 2018, 09:02:48 AM

May more years bring you more wisdom.

I don't know if people can live that long, can they?

bgreene · « **Reply #19 on:** June 13, 2018, 03:41:13 PM »

happy belated